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Best album?
Call of the Mastodon 0%  0%  [ 0 ]
Remission 15%  15%  [ 7 ]
Leviathan 30%  30%  [ 14 ]
Blood Mountain 28%  28%  [ 13 ]
Crack the Skye 24%  24%  [ 11 ]
Crack the Skye Live 0%  0%  [ 0 ]
The Hunter 2%  2%  [ 1 ]
Total votes : 46

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Basically everyone does their own thing. I refuse to mark anything 0, for instance, not even the Stone Roses or Def Leppard, and god knows they deserve it.


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Coldplay get a 0 fist rating though, bland piece of shit band.

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God, yes. Being so terminally beige is certainly a more heinous crime than simply being shit.

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They're too bland for me to hate. They're a pine-scented air freshener device that happens to have a faint aural element to it. I don't even realise a song of theirs is even playing a lot of the time.


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Coldplay > Oasis


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Kill yourself.

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Not now Sol, I don't feel particularly suicidal today. Ripping off Jeff Buckley > ripping off the Beatles.


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They are both unutterably shit.


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Kill yourself.


He's right though.


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Is he fuck. Oasis, even if you hate them, at least provoke a reaction. Coldplay are so dull, beige and devoid of character that you forget you're hearing them, even while they're playing. Like Snow Patrol. And that's much worse than being shit.

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He's right though.



If I had to choose, I'd choose Coldplay over Oasis.


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Solaris wrote:
Is he fuck. Oasis, even if you hate them, at least provoke a reaction. Coldplay are so dull, beige and devoid of character that you forget you're hearing them, even while they're playing. Like Snow Patrol. And that's much worse than being shit.


That's often the defence of hideously shite bands "oh, yeah but they, like, provoke a reaction", Oasis were, I'm sorry I'd prefer the easily ignorable wallpaper muzak of Coldplay to the stodgy, loutish "lets rep off various British 60s bands and dilute them" dirge of Oasis, if I had to make a choice.

U2 are also worse than Coldplay.

Here are some more boring, shit bands who are not as bad as Oasis or U2:

The Stereophonics
Kean
Maroon 5
Bush
Snow Patrol

Mumford and Cunts are probably equally as bad as both bands.


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Those bands are all equally useless cunts who should be hung from the nearest tree, and their seed wiped from the earth.


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It's an impossible task trying to defensd Oasis as, unfortunately, most of the accusations levelled at them are true. I love them, whether they've (I say 'they', it's a one man show, really) nicked everything they've done from others or not. I like how they pout the bits together, so, y'know, ner. But to say that they're worse than Coldplay, that's just cruel.

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U2 are also worse than Coldplay.


My ass they are. At least U2 were somewhat credible in the 80's. and they had an original sound.

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Myrddin wrote:
U2 are also worse than Coldplay.


My ass they are. At least U2 were somewhat credible in the 80's. and they had an original sound.


They have more than made up for that since, you also have to factor in the general cuntery of Bono.


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^^Fair point. and their best work was done 25+ years ago.

I think Coldplay showed a little promise on the first or second album--forgotten which one--but yeah, they are too vanilla for my taste.

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bás wrote:
Coldplay > Oasis


No, just no! Oasis have a few decent songs and are at least vaguely interesting people.

Even members of Coldplay's wives leave them when they hear how bland their band is. Not one decent song at all

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Ripping off Jeff Buckley > ripping off the Beatles.


How the fuck is Coldplay ripping off Buckley?!? They sound nothing like each other at all!

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Bush were miles better than Snowpatrol, that's not a fair thing to lump them in with. Stereophonics too, whilst being crap aren't bland enough to be lumped in with that other shite.

Manowar (and we all know how much I hate them) > Snowpatrol

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People who actually like music shouldn't be arguing the merits of any of those cunts.

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How the fuck is Coldplay ripping off Buckley?!? They sound nothing like each other at all!


I wish Chris Martin would copy Jeff Buckley...

Buckley is hideously overrated anyway. Talented musician mind you, but his music wasn't all that.


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