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D-FLOx wrote:
Thats exactly what I meant, Enos, you're clearly some sort of genius. You can change the past as much as you want you superhunk!

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Cliquey cunts.


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Whatevs.

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That's revisionist history, Enos, you're clearly drunk with power. You can't change the past, you megalomaniac!

Sorry, I'm bored. ;)

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Oh god. :lol:

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MALIBUMAN wrote:
No one has 'friends who listen to Steel Panther'. Fool.

And yes, Terrorizer is elitist without a doubt. And as you like Behemoth (who aren't exactly all that undeground are they) I would say stick with Subterannea. But then I'm a bitter, twisted ex-tez subscriber, who wants the magazine back how it was in the good old days... so you'd probably be better off ignoring me.


Sorry Mali, it's possible you've explained this eloquently and forcefully many times but... which good old days are you talking about here, and what's changed about Tegs's inclusion policy since them?

Behemoth "aren't exactly that underground are they", no, but he's explained that he's only 17 and as yet hasn't delved into the wider underground, but out of the bands in MH those are the ones he prefers so he's looking for a more dedicated extreme metal organ without all the shit pissy wank bands that MH still covers despite claiming to defend faiths and fly flags and blah de blah. This has been explained. And some people presumably do have friends who listen to Steel Panther. Fool.

Is anyone going to pick up my point about MH becoming the less edgy Terrorizer rather than the other way around, or are we okay to let this thread slide into tedious in-jokes to bemuse the newcomer?

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Based on what i've read in MH, it doesn't hold a candle to Tez in terms of helping metal heads like me find new bands. MH reminds me of Revolver, but with more vikings.

I am dissapointed about Minton and Hoare leaving though. I enjoyed their writing and think they'll bring a lot to MH. We'll have to see.

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MALIBUMAN wrote:
No one has 'friends who listen to Steel Panther'. Fool.


I bet you a pound that I have more friends that listen to Steel Panther than you have friends at all.*

















*If you have more than one friend,I owe you a pound.

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You owe him a pound Ribbons. Mali and I went out to Bar Sinister other night and watched some goth chicks with low self-esteem get ass pounded publicly. It was a bonding experience and we are now BFF's. Wife counts as friend, +me= 2

Pay up bitch.

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D-FLOx wrote:
You owe him a pound Ribbons. Mali and I went out to Bar Sinister other night and watched some goth chicks with low self-esteem get ass pounded publicly. It was a bonding experience and we are now BFF's. Wife counts as friend, +me= 2

Pay up bitch.


Having seen a similar thing I can happily say that watching 'goth chicks' get pounded in a 'fetish club' is one of the most depressing things I have ever seen. And I've watched someone die.

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Same night?


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Richie H-R wrote:
Same night?


One event was a direct result of the other but I'm not going to tell you which.

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That reminds me of the time Infant was unfrozen by the post-Apocalyptic San Angeles Police Force to help catch the escaped criminal Simon Phoenix...

What do you mean I'm too late? How long have I been asleep for?


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Richie H-R wrote:
That reminds me of the time Infant was unfrozen by the post-Apocalyptic San Angeles Police Force to help catch the escaped criminal Simon Phoenix...

What do you mean I'm too late?


I actually started on a Demolition Man one when he wigged out properly, I just wasn't fast enough. I really hope either Infant or Warren come back soon, I want another peadogedon meltdown.

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FULL OF HARD COCKS!

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I'd do Barbara Windsor.


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This was at least his third exit from the forum (though admittedly the first where he was actually banned), so it's not impossible. I hoep Warren stays away, though - him coming back would be like dating an ex who you had the greatest time of your life with, but you've both changed and it just cheapens what you once shared together. Nothing should detract from the memory of The Day Warren Exploded, the single finest moment the internet has ever seen.


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I'm fairly sure that when Colossus was first built at Bletchley Park, Alan Turing actually said that he hoped one day that technology would lead to a moment as fine as Warren's meltdown. If the internet had been turned off after that I don't think I would have minded.

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Green Machine wrote:
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Richie H-R wrote:
Same night?


One event was a direct result of the other but I'm not going to tell you which.


That makes it sound like you went to a funeral where some goth girls got bummed.


Well, seeing as I'm now a single man I could well be up for some funeral based gothic bum fun.

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