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 Should Merlin Alderslade join the forum? 

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 Should Merlin Alderslade join the forum? 
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Post Should Merlin Alderslade join the forum?
Would you like to see the new wacky and zany Terrorizer news editor join the forum? Should Terrorizer staff make more of an effort to get involved with it's reader(s)?


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Post Re: Should Merlin Alderslade join the forum?
He did and lasted about 5 minutes before he was involved in some paedo-baiting with "the one who shall not be named"

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Post Re: Should Merlin Alderslade join the forum?
Err, what?

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Post Re: Should Merlin Alderslade join the forum?
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He did and lasted about 5 minutes before he was involved in some paedo-baiting with "the one who shall not be named"

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Post Re: Should Merlin Alderslade join the forum?
Basically, he joined, Infant tried to take the piss in typical infant way, Merlin, who frequents Metal Hammer forum trudged up the whole Infant macs on underage brass, it escalated into a massive huff, merlin thought he was a cunt and went back to Metal Hammer where all the other Amon Amarth fans are.

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Post Re: Should Merlin Alderslade join the forum?
Could you add an "I don't give a shit" option?


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Post Re: Should Merlin Alderslade join the forum?
Ah I remember that. Wasn't Merlin an intern at that point though?

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Post Re: Should Merlin Alderslade join the forum?
Lugzan wrote:
Basically, he joined, Infant tried to take the piss in typical infant way, Merlin, who frequents Metal Hammer forum trudged up the whole Infant macs on underage brass, it escalated into a massive huff, merlin thought he was a cunt and went back to Metal Hammer where all the other Amon Amarth fans are.


Was that the one where Infant threatened to get him sacked from his job by complaining to Jimmy about it, and a surprisingly large number of people who later headed the Infant-basher squad took his side and reacted as though that was a perfectly reasonable thing to say?


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Post Re: Should Merlin Alderslade join the forum?
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merlin thought he was a cunt and went back to Metal Hammer where all the other Amon Amarth fans are.

How come I thought the same?


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Post Re: Should Merlin Alderslade join the forum?
errrr because Infant was a cunt most of the time.

And yes he was an intern at the time and yes he was the one where Infant was all like "jimmy, sack him" "sack him from his voluntary 2 week work experience"...well he's on the payroll 2-3 years later, so that one worked well didn't it.

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Post Re: Should Merlin Alderslade join the forum?
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errrr because Infant was a cunt most of the time.

And yes he was an intern at the time and yes he was the one where Infant was all like "jimmy, sack him" "sack him from his voluntary 2 week work experience"...well he's on the payroll 2-3 years later, so that one worked well didn't it.


The internet hasn't been closed down either.

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Post Re: Should Merlin Alderslade join the forum?
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Basically, he joined, Infant tried to take the piss in typical infant way, Merlin, who frequents Metal Hammer forum trudged up the whole Infant macs on underage brass, it escalated into a massive huff, merlin thought he was a cunt and went back to Metal Hammer where all the other Amon Amarth fans are.


I like Amon Amarth...and if there was a viking emoticon I'd use it right now.... :D


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I like Amon Amarth...and if there was a viking emoticon I'd use it right now.... :D


If there was an emoticon of skål-ing drinking horns of mead, I'd use it (maybe).

C'mon the fact that the guy was defending the faith on the MH forum isn't alarming to anyone else?!

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Post Re: Should Merlin Alderslade join the forum?
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errrr because Infant was a cunt most of the time.

And yes he was an intern at the time and yes he was the one where Infant was all like "jimmy, sack him" "sack him from his voluntary 2 week work experience"...well he's on the payroll 2-3 years later, so that one worked well didn't it.


The internet hasn't been closed down either.


Like I said, though, a LOT of people who are still here seemed to sincerely take his side and agreed that Merlin should be sacked. Names withheld to protect the guilty (unless they were just egging him on and my internet humour failed again).


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I like Amon Amarth...and if there was a viking emoticon I'd use it right now.... :D


If there was an emoticon of skål-ing drinking horns of mead, I'd use it (maybe).

C'mon the fact that the guy was defending the faith on the MH forum isn't alarming to anyone else?!


Sometimes you just have to look past some MAJOR flaws in some people! Yes his taste his questionable at best and at most times, but he's a fun loving, jovial guy.

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Post Re: Should Merlin Alderslade join the forum?
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The internet hasn't been closed down either.


Like I said, though, a LOT of people who are still here seemed to sincerely take his side and agreed that Merlin should be sacked. Names withheld to protect the guilty (unless they were just egging him on and my internet humour failed again).


I was one of them and I fully admit that it was me trying to feed the shit whirlwind at the time.

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Post Re: Should Merlin Alderslade join the forum?
Sack the cunt.


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Post Re: Should Merlin Alderslade join the forum?
No chance! It fits in with Mali's "Let Terrorizer mimic Metal Hammer" regime!

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Post Re: Should Merlin Alderslade join the forum?
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Enos wrote:

The internet hasn't been closed down either.


Like I said, though, a LOT of people who are still here seemed to sincerely take his side and agreed that Merlin should be sacked. Names withheld to protect the guilty (unless they were just egging him on and my internet humour failed again).


I was one of them and I fully admit that it was me trying to feed the shit whirlwind at the time.


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The silly metre never gets old!

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