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Post Terrorizer: "THE WORLD'S MOST DANGEROUS MUSIC MAG"
Seriously? This is how you are going to market the mag now?

Is the Watain/Shining-style interviews going to be the way of the mag from now on?

Are you going to offer XTREME versions of the reviews - 10 exploding baby heads out of 10?

Is every 's' going to be turned into a 'z' BECAUZE THATZ HOW DANGEROUZ THE MAG IZ!

Zeriouzly?

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Post Re: Terrorizer: "THE WORLD'S MOST DANGEROUS MUSIC MAG"
What you goin' on about Geneo?

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Post Re: Terrorizer: "THE WORLD'S MOST DANGEROUS MUSIC MAG"
Go to the front page of the zite, not the forum.

Note the top of your browzer window where the webzite name is.

Cringe. Xtremely cringe.

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Post Re: Terrorizer: "THE WORLD'S MOST DANGEROUS MUSIC MAG"
oooooohhh.. I get ya. Well, it's stupidly much better than the Trve Cult heavy bollocks they were peddling. And as far as commercially viable taglines go, that's a pretty unoffensive one (which is probably the wrong reaction). However, I will always be fond of "Extreme Music - No Boundaries".

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Post Re: Terrorizer: "THE WORLD'S MOST DANGEROUS MUSIC MAG"
Typing everything with a z doesn't make you suond dangerous, it makes you sound Cornish. Not that the two are mutually exclusive, obviously.


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Typing everything with a z doesn't make you suond dangerous, it makes you sound Cornish. Not that the two are mutually exclusive, obviously.



The Cornish were the first race I ever insulted. I was aged between 6 and 8. It may well have been my first faux pas.


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However, I will always be fond of "Extreme Music - No Boundaries".



So was I because it's a feasible statement and it used to be the case when the mag was good in the early-to-late 00's.

This makes it sound like Kerrang!-esq publescent hyperboyle.

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Post Re: Terrorizer: "THE WORLD'S MOST DANGEROUS MUSIC MAG"
The world's most dangerous mag back in 2001 post 9/11. not a decade later when featuring retards promoting self harm is defined as dangerous.

Dangerous would be featuring and challenging NSBM bands but we know where Tez sits on that

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Bloody hell, can't win with you lot.

I'm going to change it to "Terrorizer: fluffier and cuddlier than a puppy".

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Post Re: Terrorizer: "THE WORLD'S MOST DANGEROUS MUSIC MAG"
I still like my idea of getting Rosie Jones to pose in a Tez t-shirt.

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Terrorizer: It is a magazine with some bands in.


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Live Heavy Die Hard

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One Up The Bum No Harm Done

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Terroizer: Malibuman Edition

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Post Re: Terrorizer: "THE WORLD'S MOST DANGEROUS MUSIC MAG"
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Terroizer: Malibuman Edition


Now that would be worth buying, in depth retrospectives on Samael and Razor and every other page festooned with pictures of, well, you can imagine.... :lol:

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Post Re: Terrorizer: "THE WORLD'S MOST DANGEROUS MUSIC MAG"
Does anyone really actually believe metal is a dangerous genre any more? Loltimes if so.

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Does anyone really actually believe metal is a dangerous genre any more? Loltimes if so.


Black metal iz mega dangerous and very, very seriovs.

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Now that would be worth buying, in depth retrospectives on Samael and Razor and every other page festooned with pictures of, well, you can imagine.... :lol:


Now that would be f'in dangerous!

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Especially as WH Smith no longer has a top shelf to hide it in.

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The world's most dangerous mag back in 2001 post 9/11. not a decade later when featuring retards promoting self harm is defined as dangerous.

Dangerous would be featuring and challenging NSBM bands but we know where Tez sits on that

Actually, since Jimmy left to spread his Muslim-loving Communist propaganda elsewhere, I'm not sure we do. Anyone from the magazine got an opinion?

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