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I think it's a good issue this month. Looking forward to the next one.

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Fri May 27, 2011 4:05 pm
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The issues are getting better in my opinion.Why they feel the need to have some sort of wacky 'comedy' column that isn't actually funny is beyond me.


Fri May 27, 2011 6:16 pm
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Appreciated Fucked Up and QOTSA being featured, although I'm sure the, er, 'rivet heads' will complain. The review of the former's album was still far too short, though.

Good that you've got (or seem to have gotten) Morat on board, he introduced me to a lot of good stuff when I was reading K! as a nipper. He likes a lot of crap ciderpunk bands as well, but no one's perfect.

Also, if I hadn't bought the issue I wouldn't have gotten childishly excited so soon about the NEW BRUTAL TRUTH ALBUM.


Fri May 27, 2011 9:49 pm
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I'm shocked that Morat is still alive!

Also, Lugz, if you don't stop shameless pluging goddamn you...

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Post Re: Sarcastic Existence
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It's almost as cringe and sad as some of the old Sgt. D material.If Terrorizer want to do humour then just print a readers joke page.


Sgt. D was and still is funny. Great guy.


He may well be funny and a great guy in his own time, but his Terrorizer columns were at best alright and at worst awful.


Sun May 29, 2011 10:20 pm
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Sgt. D. is the same age as Richie.

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I'm especially out of touch for my age.


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Sergeant D: Less funny than an RE teacher.

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Post Re: Sarcastic Existence
find his stuff on the net quite good, especially the trolling on metalsucks but the T column really didnt do much for me.
I miss the ones from before him where the folks in bands had a go, the piece cattle decapatation wrote about unsigned 'local' bands was one of the most well observed and funniest bits of music writing Ive read.

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that colum should be given to miranda to explain about turning a sphere inside out , and how to make three pair of red high hills mathmaticly relevant.

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This stuff is terribly unfunny, glad to see im not the only one who thinks so.

Sgt Ds stuff was really funny though, and I like the guest collumns when they were from peoplelike Fenriz, Steve Austin and Peter Dolving.


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I see in issue 211 Sacastic Existance has gone for the 'serious dry sarcasm ' rather than the 'wacky sarcasm' of previous issues.Still completely pathetic though.


Tue Jun 21, 2011 7:12 pm
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some of the stuff he writes is quite ok, but funny it isn't.

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It might help if the mag didn't tag him as a 'sarcastic comedien'.That in itself is the funniest part of the whole column.


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Post Re: Sarcastic Existence
Mildly amusing but overall.....meh. I'd much rather a return of Sardonic Wrath or whatever it was called....


Tue Jun 28, 2011 7:13 pm
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I like the new guy much better than the other guy. New guy makes me chuckle, other guy was nothing more than an instigator for the sake of it. Nothing entertaining about his rants.

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