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Darth Fucking Vader
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Pffft.


Wed Aug 24, 2011 6:32 pm
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Change the magazine's name to 'Razzle'.

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Wed Aug 24, 2011 6:40 pm
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I would subscribe for the next decade right now if you agreed to slag people off in reviews, interviews, news and scene reports.


Wed Aug 24, 2011 6:51 pm
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My favorite part of the magazine was easily the Cerebral Ballzy interview. Would have never given them ago without reading it, because of their silly name. I ordered the album the next day

BTW I cant find Watain in the issue, even though they are mentioned on the cover?


Wed Aug 24, 2011 7:31 pm
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Nothing more needs to be said about Watain, Shining, or Behemoth ever again.


Wed Aug 24, 2011 7:41 pm
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More hardcore and hardcorish stuff, too much metal. Posted about this 3 years ago too

Stop doing the goth zine and the gear nerd zine.


Wed Aug 24, 2011 7:46 pm
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jgsteffensen wrote:
More hardcore and hardcorish stuff


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Wed Aug 24, 2011 7:53 pm
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miranda wrote:
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Shallowthing wrote:
I reckon you can get about 1,700 words per page,

Then it's obviously a long time since you've read a magazine.

It would be a full page of very small text.

I arrived at that figure by counting the number of lines on page 22 of Terrorizer 197 (63) and multiplying it by the number of words I counted on one line across all three columns on the same page (28), giving and average of 1,764, which I rounded down.

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Zero Tolerance has some great articles now and again, but it's typefaces are fucking horrible (and stolen from dafont.com), and it thinks it's more intelligent than it is, but I'm preferring it to Terrorizer lately.


Fuck Zero Tolerance, they cover the same old shite. Anyone read ROCK-A-ROLLA?

I do, I mentioned it earlier. It is a toppin' mag.


Did you read it when infant wrote for them?

Rockarolla for me is too hit and miss, some issues great, others full of bands I have no interest in. If you don't like e front cover band then that is ten pages wasted straight away

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Shallowthing wrote:
I arrived at that figure by counting the number of lines on page 22 of Terrorizer 197 (63) and multiplying it by the number of words I counted on one line across all three columns on the same page (28), giving and average of 1,764, which I rounded down.



Back in "the day" it used to be 6-800 words for a single page interview/article, with a max of 1500 words for a 2 page article. Don't forget you have to include photos, and art, and pullquotes and logos etc


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Terrorizer is Terrorizer for kids, and ZT is Terrorizer for mongs. I don't think they make actual Terrorizer any more.


Wed Aug 24, 2011 10:27 pm
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Painkiller wrote:
Terrorizer is Terrorizer for kids, and ZT is Terrorizer for mongs. I don't think they make actual Terrorizer any more.


Preach on Brother Painkiller!


Wed Aug 24, 2011 10:35 pm
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steevXIII wrote:
Shallowthing wrote:
I arrived at that figure by counting the number of lines on page 22 of Terrorizer 197 (63) and multiplying it by the number of words I counted on one line across all three columns on the same page (28), giving and average of 1,764, which I rounded down.

Back in "the day" it used to be 6-800 words for a single page interview/article, with a max of 1500 words for a 2 page article. Don't forget you have to include photos, and art, and pullquotes and logos etc


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a three-page interview, half of which is wasted as pictures and stupid sidebars, but I'd happily pay 11p to read a 5,000 word piece.

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steevXIII wrote:
Painkiller wrote:
Terrorizer is Terrorizer for kids, and ZT is Terrorizer for mongs. I don't think they make actual Terrorizer any more.


Preach on Brother Painkiller!


Those mongs either have brilliant eyesight or just look at the pictures, it's almost as though the editor doesn't want anyone to actually read the articles they are so glaringly laid out.


Thu Aug 25, 2011 9:51 am
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Don't you want ZT to fit in your manbag?


Thu Aug 25, 2011 10:12 am
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My manbag is sufficiently commodious as to accomodate Fortean Times and a hefty hardback, ZT would be lost in its Tardislike interior.


Thu Aug 25, 2011 10:22 am
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Do you read Fortean Times in public? I almost bought it once but I backed out because I didn't have a bag to hide it in.


Thu Aug 25, 2011 10:27 am
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I'm a lot less embarassed about reading FT than Terrorizer with it's gurning mongs or panda faced twats.


Thu Aug 25, 2011 10:32 am
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Manbags > handbags, briefcases, rucksacks and indeed all other types of day-to-day carrying recepticles


Thu Aug 25, 2011 10:46 am
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Change the Z to an S.


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