I've just heard that my mate is stuck in Egypt!

One of mine's stuck in Korea. Which is worse? I'd probably rather be in Egypt. Serves them right for gong on holidays!

They should have gone to Skegness!

The fun Korea?

no - the one with the awesome pant suits

A guy I was at school with posted this as his Facebook status yesterday:



*Facekeyboard* Moral of the story? Always take your mobile into the bathroom with you. Apparently she spent the eight hours having the longest bath known to man and cleaning everything until the whole room was spotless, before wrapping herself in towels to keep warm and going to sleep on the toilet.

Booooooooooooooo.

This is briefly diverting:

http://www.fridgemagnet.org.uk/toys/dave-met.php

"aaaahh they all look teh same to me!"

Hilarious, old school Carlin

I love George Carlin but I like him better after he got his influence fed back to him from Bill Hicks, I like angry comedy

LOL. These guys are from my town.



They aint no Foreign Beggars.

They're exactly like the dicks I deal with but it's a different style of music. What is that genre?

It's a version of grime, but it's not grimey or dirty. They've stuck some real bad autotune use in there because that's what all the old grime artists (Chipmunk 'n' Pals) are now doing becuase there's no money in grime. They're useless really.

For comparison.



Well they're UK Hip-Hop. But /care it's practically grime. and they've toured with Grime artists.

Also

Skepta

You want a tune?