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Darth Fucking Vader
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Painkiller wrote:
My experiences of Newport mostly involve dressing up as a wizard in tne massive sand dunes a vew miles away, occassionally watched by local mongoloids with cans of Stella. I deserve their judgement.


Sun Jun 30, 2013 12:59 pm
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Darth Fucking Vader
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As annoying as it is when Shal does that, at least he's earned the right to. Dee isn't entitled to correct the spelling or grammar of a baby with no arms.


Sun Jun 30, 2013 1:28 pm
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Mo Limits wrote:
I don't quite get your logick.

How has Shallow earned it? Is it any less annoying or condescending when Shallow does it?


Shallow tends not to make typos, I do.

I don't care, I just like being a cunt to PK.


Sun Jun 30, 2013 1:31 pm
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If I was a mod, I would edit typos into his posts and then make a big song and dance about it...


Sun Jun 30, 2013 1:34 pm
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I do make typographical errors, and with frustrating regularity. People do tend to "make a song and dance" about it too, but I think that's entirely understandable. If only they were as vigilant regarding their own errors! Heh.

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Last night I dreamed that I was hoovering under my desk.

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Last night I dreamt David Cameron was teaching Robbie Fowler how to execute a perfectly timed bicycle kick.

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I dreamt that i was holding a corpse last night, woke up and checked if the boyfriend was still alive, shit myself :s

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Mo Limits wrote:
Did you shit your cunt?

Yeah i was sleeping on my belly :(

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I dreamt that I had a call on my mobile and the avatar image was Father Paul Stone, so I thought it Sol, but it wasn't.

True story.


Wed Aug 14, 2013 11:59 am
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My dad is just like Father Stone.

Except for not being a priest.


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He finally made bishop then?


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500 altar boys and lying to the media - you know how the advancement system works.


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The Wretch wrote:
He finally made bishop then?


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Last night I had a dream that Forgotpassword's name was James. This was well known on the forum, but I was the first one to figure out that that meant he is probably male. I was extremely proud of myself.


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Late last night I read an article about experimental technology being used by the CIA agianst it's own citizens, including "invisibility" devices. I'm not really into that sort of thing but there is reason to take that article seriously, if not at total face value.

I then dreamt that there were invisible "agents" around me that I was able to detect initially as ghosts. It was on a long, windy country road, so prime stereotypical ghost territory. Anyway, I was scared, so decided to scare the "agents" by pretending I was Gollum looking for Frodo/Bilbo who had stolen my ring (LOL) and was hoping up and down the road croaking and hissing about my"preciousssss". I also transformed into a half troll/half Gollumy thing.

I was partially aware that this wasn't real and I had some sort of control. At some point slightly later, I was a soldier in a zombie apocalypse but was still aware that this was still the same world, the CIA wanted zombies rounded up "unhurt" for some nefarious purpose that I new was sinister and I was arguing with the other grunts as we were trying to herd them into a giant sitting room.


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I'm in America on holiday (but in a place which is actually just down the road from here) and I see a girl getting mugged. I try and stop it but the guy turns on me with an oversized stanley knife. As he starts jabbing it at me, I see the girl take her chance and run off, so to save myself any undue stabbery, I say "saw nothing, heard nothing" which seems to please him.

It's then he notices my Bermuda shorts with the cover to Sabbath's Heaven and Hell album printed on them. He smiles and then uses a foot pump to inflate the airbed I'm standing on.
When the airbed is fully inflated, he gives the inflatable castle (which is attached to it by velcro) a quick tug and it comes away in his hands. He laughs and then I realise it's Simon Pegg and we skip off together over a bridge.

All is going well until the police catch up with us and ask us to pull over. We stop our skipping in the nearest lay-by and Pegg, now unshaven and bedraggled, wearing a long raincoat falls to the ground, starts shaking and foaming at the mouth.
The police shoot him and drive off.
He gets up, laughs until his head goes bright purple and explodes and then I wake up wondering what the actual fuck is wrong with me.

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The Golden Fang wrote:
aware that this wasn't real... I was a soldier

Definite clue right there.

Spiny Norman wrote:
it's Simon Pegg... The police shoot him

I want to have this dream too.

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Spiny's dream rules.

I dreamt I was cheating on Mel. With Mel.

Odd.


Tue Aug 20, 2013 8:51 pm
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Bro, that was indeed a cool story.


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