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Author:  Sacrebleurgh [ Wed May 05, 2010 5:06 pm ]
Post subject:  The Kitten Thread: REAL MEN PLAY ON HEN! (Diabetic thread)

Morf, look!

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Author:  Sacrebleurgh [ Wed May 05, 2010 5:27 pm ]
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What kind of kitten are you going to get?

Author:  Sacrebleurgh [ Wed May 05, 2010 5:49 pm ]
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Where are you getting it from?

Author:  Sacrebleurgh [ Wed May 05, 2010 5:51 pm ]
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Pics or GTFO.

Author:  ✝ĦЇϟ ℑϟ Ṳℛ ḎϴḠ [ Wed May 05, 2010 5:54 pm ]
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I once had a kitty - his name was Jimmy, or at least it was after he was picked from the gutter and picked clean of fleas and ticks. He was a darling soul with a case of crusty-eyes and a belly full of worm larvae that I later pulled out whenever he tried to use to litter box, otherwise he was cool. I had to leave him in Florida, since I was going to shack up in my mom's one-bedroom flat at the time, and there would have been no accommodations.

Author:  Cromwell [ Wed May 05, 2010 6:51 pm ]
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S:D wrote:
I once had a kitty - his name was Jimmy, or at least it was after he was picked from the gutter and picked clean of fleas and ticks. He was a darling soul with a case of crusty-eyes and a belly full of worm larvae that I later pulled out whenever he tried to use to litter box,


If we were doing a top ten forum members, I'd vote you number one after reading that! Man, that's a really cool thing to do.

Author:  Painkiller [ Wed May 05, 2010 7:33 pm ]
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I've probably done this before, but ideal chance to do it again. This is a kitten (now a proper cat) a friend of mine found outside his house when she must have been no more than a couple of hours old. He hand-reared her, and we all helped out by taking her for an evening or two.

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Author:  Solaris [ Wed May 05, 2010 7:37 pm ]
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Fair play to you cat-rescuing people.

Author:  Shallowthing [ Wed May 05, 2010 7:39 pm ]
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They may allow you to live as slaves when they annihilate the rest of us. Or then again, they may not. They're cats.

Author:  hj864 [ Wed May 05, 2010 7:39 pm ]
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I want a dog, cat, rat, rabbit or hamster.

Author:  Sacrebleurgh [ Wed May 05, 2010 7:41 pm ]
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW......!!!!!!!!!!

I need a bigger font.

My mother heard kittens crying as she walked by some bins and found a tied bin liner of them. Instead of bringing them to me she gave them to some nearby chavs!

Author:  Necrolee [ Wed May 05, 2010 8:44 pm ]
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Myrddyn wrote:
I want a dog, cat, rat, rabbit or hamster.


Get a hamster, they're a piece of piss to look after. Really funny when they fill their pouches so full of food that they can't get into the doorway of their little house.
Little bastards love curtains though so never keep them near a window. Mind you it's really heart wrenching when they snuff it 2 years after having bought one.

Author:  andrew [ Wed May 05, 2010 8:46 pm ]
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Never have a pet if you live alone,if you die and no one discovers you,your pet will eat your face of.

Author:  hj864 [ Wed May 05, 2010 8:48 pm ]
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Necrolee wrote:
Myrddyn wrote:
I want a dog, cat, rat, rabbit or hamster.


Get a hamster, they're a piece of piss to look after. Really funny when they fill their pouches so full of food that they can't get into the doorway of their little house.
Little bastards love curtains though so never keep them near a window. Mind you it's really heart wrenching when they snuff it 2 years after having bought one.


Had several before, they are the poor relation on my list as you can't cuddle them. One of mine filled his pouches,
then somehow got his head stuck in the window of his little house, he tried back out but couldn't. I had to gently push him from behind.

Curse you for buggering the format of the thread Ed P.

*Shakes fist*

Author:  Sacrebleurgh [ Wed May 05, 2010 8:57 pm ]
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Okay, I'll make my aww smaller!

Author:  Sacrebleurgh [ Wed May 05, 2010 8:58 pm ]
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andrew wrote:
Never have a pet if you live alone,if you die and no one discovers you,your pet will eat your face of.


Even a goldfish?

Author:  andrew [ Wed May 05, 2010 9:01 pm ]
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if you fell face first into the bowl it could nibble away at your nose.

Author:  Sacrebleurgh [ Wed May 05, 2010 9:05 pm ]
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Your face would turn the water to soup as it rotted unless there was some sort of cleaner in the tank. This reminds me of something I dealt with but I won't go in to it.

Author:  Painkiller [ Wed May 05, 2010 9:06 pm ]
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There's not a lot of situations it could remind you of, really.

Author:  ✝ĦЇϟ ℑϟ Ṳℛ ḎϴḠ [ Wed May 05, 2010 9:27 pm ]
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if you had Piranhas, this could happen rather easily.

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