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Yesterday, while backing out from under a low door with a steel frame, I straightened up and stepped back when I should have stepped back and straightened up. I had my head on one side to check there were no obstacles behind me, so the edge of doorframe and my left eyebrow had a nice cosy get-together. Cue a trip to the nearest drop-in centre to have the inch-long hole in my face glued shut.

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You were walking out backwards?


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Yes. I'd leaned in through the doorway to put something down, and as I said I straightened and stepped back instead of stepping back and straightening. Bloody stupid mistake.

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Just drove round the car park at the Traffy Centre 3 times and turned right each time when a simple left turn would have led me to the exit immediately. Arrows on the floor and on signs hanging from the roof and everything!


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Is saying congratulations to someone who isn't in a relationship and their pregnancy wasn't planned cause for 'dumb shit'ery? If so, I'm signed up... She took it well, though


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"Congratulations, abortions are half price this week at Tesco."?


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steev shorts wrote:
Is saying congratulations to someone who isn't in a relationship and their pregnancy wasn't planned cause for 'dumb shit'ery? If so, I'm signed up... She took it well, though


Kicking her in the womb would be dumb shitery. This is just being nice and a charming young gentleman would would propose to her straight after to ward off the social stigma.

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Lol, I'm not that much of a Catholic Tory... I have also produced out of 'wedlock' (though not out of relationship)

I'm going to hell...


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I repeatedly tried to sign in as Cunter Cunt Cendrix earlier, I got very annoyed before I realised what was wrong.


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I once started a thread asking for advice on my poorly eye... 2 pages in and I went from this guy

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to this guy

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It's a start.

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A hell of a start.

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Don't forget this.

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Fat fucking oxygen thief!

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I repeatedly tried to sign in as Cunter Cunt Cendrix earlier, I got very annoyed before I realised what was wrong.


Stop changing your name then, and you might remember who you are.

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That wasn't so stupid in comparison to other things I have done/said.

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What that?

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Rick made the mistake of implying Will Smith said/wrote something when he (Will Smith's character) merely delivered it, or possibly someone else even said it, in I, Robot.

I don't think it's the biggest mistake Rick's made. It was funny, but not necessarily worth bringing up every 2 days or so.


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aaaaah!

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steev shorts wrote:
Rick made the mistake of implying Will Smith said/wrote something when he (Will Smith's character) merely delivered it, or possibly someone else even said it, in I, Robot.

I don't think it's the biggest mistake Rick's made. It was funny, but not necessarily worth bringing up every 2 days or so.


If you're a sci-fi and science geek (like me) it's actually very funny. Happy quite confidently attributed Asimov's laws of robotics to Will Smith. The fact that the 'laws' are a corner stone of some seriously advanced technology and just how influential Asimov actually is just makes it better. It's like giving Ice T credit for Newton's laws of motion.

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