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Author:  Necrolee [ Sat Jan 24, 2015 11:48 pm ]
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In the further exploits of Lee is thick, while doing the housework this morning I was flicking through cds deciding what to listen to while I work. I decided on a bit of Slayer. Within 30 seconds of putting the cd on I had forgotten who it was and was thinking to myself "Fucking hell this band is ripping off Slayer a lot. Who is it anyway? " I then looked at the cd cover. "Oh, it's Slayer. Duh!"

Author:  Dr Yail Bloor [ Sun Jan 25, 2015 10:04 am ]
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Which album?

My best is being in the phone to someone and not feeling the phone in my pocket and thinking I've lost it, even telling the person I'm speaking to that I think I've lost my phone.

Author:  RaspaWas [ Sun Jan 25, 2015 8:54 pm ]
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Getting in the car, driving and thinking "fuck, where are my keys?" has happened to me more than once.

Author:  Solaris [ Sun Jan 25, 2015 9:05 pm ]
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Looking everywhere for my glasses when I was actually wearing them. Or searching for my phone when I had it in my hand.

Author:  Blain Cooper [ Sun Jan 25, 2015 9:55 pm ]
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Reading one of Stevo's posts on facebook . . .

Author:  RaspaWas [ Sun Jan 25, 2015 11:22 pm ]
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Stevo is great. You could all just scroll down after all.

Author:  Cromwell [ Mon Jan 26, 2015 1:52 pm ]
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Astro Black wrote:
Stevo is great. You could all just scroll down after all.


This, totally. I find him very entertaining and his heart is in the right place.

Author:  Cromwell [ Mon Jan 26, 2015 1:57 pm ]
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My latest dumb incident was when Barclay's online banking went down late last week. It didn't have the pin sentry option and had a bit where you need to put in your 16 digit card and security number. That looks like a scam thinks I, they must have been hacked.

Just to check I phoned my mate to see if he saw the same, just in case I'd been hacked and it was a way to get my card details. My friend saw same thing and he couldn't log in on his phone. Must have been hacked.

So I phoned Barclay's fraud line to warn them, and was told it was fine and that their system was having a problem. Phoned my mate back and announced I was right.

Saw him last night and he ripped it out of me. He'd assumed I was drunk. I'd not had a drink in days... D'oh! Apparently being paranoid is catching...

Author:  Duckstyle [ Tue Jan 27, 2015 6:21 am ]
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Not having a password for my phone proved most illuminating yesterday. I lost it while working and when it was found today, my work "friends" had a go at a very graphic text conversation I have been having with a nice young lady. They started capturing screenshots of the conversation and sending them to one another. I guess I don't comport myself day to day as the type who could mine such descriptive concupiscence from my depths because they were all quite surprised.

When one has women on the crew who one has hardly spoken to or don't even know coming up to one and expressing "Oh, that was YOUR phone"? kind of sentiments, it's time to consider password protecting the virtues of the innocent ladies one knows.

I was very popular today.

Author:  Cromwell [ Tue Jan 27, 2015 2:01 pm ]
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Hahahaha.

The only one I know comparable, which wasn't me so I'll not say names, was a friend's phone synching to his lady's laptop and placing lots of pictures of him and another lady naked on said girlfriend's hard drive.

This is why my phone synchs with nothing.

"Would you like to synch to facebook?"

Aaaaaaargh, nooo!!!!!!!

Author:  Cromwell [ Tue Jan 27, 2015 2:01 pm ]
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Good work though, Duck!

Author:  Duckstyle [ Tue Jan 27, 2015 4:48 pm ]
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Yup. I am pretty careful about not synching anything to anything else. I'm sure something truly embarrassing would come of it.

Author:  Cromwell [ Tue Jan 27, 2015 6:32 pm ]
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Indeed. I'm pretty careful to bury pics quite obscure on laptop too, in case of prying girlfriends when left alone with it. Not an issue at mo, but that's not going to be a good argument.

Author:  Necrolee [ Wed Jan 28, 2015 8:57 pm ]
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Dr Yail Bloor wrote:
Which album?

My best is being in the phone to someone and not feeling the phone in my pocket and thinking I've lost it, even telling the person I'm speaking to that I think I've lost my phone.



Divine Intervention.

That's very much the sort of thing I'd do too. I am glad I am not alone.

Author:  Dr Yail Bloor [ Thu Jan 29, 2015 10:29 am ]
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Necrolee wrote:
Dr Yail Bloor wrote:
Which album?

My best is being in the phone to someone and not feeling the phone in my pocket and thinking I've lost it, even telling the person I'm speaking to that I think I've lost my phone.



Divine Intervention.

That's very much the sort of thing I'd do too. I am glad I am not alone.

The worst thing was the person I was talking to was 'oh shit where did you have it last' and we attempted to re trace my steps...

Author:  Cromwell [ Thu Jan 29, 2015 2:43 pm ]
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Hahaha, that's brilliant Yail.

Author:  Dr Yail Bloor [ Thu Jan 29, 2015 3:02 pm ]
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It went on way too long to admit.

Author:  Necrolee [ Tue Jul 14, 2015 5:32 pm ]
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I had a hospital appointment today, so I went into work early and worked through my lunch just to help make the time up. Sped like mad the 10 miles to the hospital, and announced myself at reception. The receptionist looked puzzled, looked on her computer and asked to see my appointment letter. Ah she said, this says Thursday, today is Tuesday. FUCK!

Author:  Vim Fuego [ Wed Jul 15, 2015 8:10 am ]
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Today I was shifting a portable water trough for some cows. I backed up to it saying to myself "don't hit it, don't hit it..." I hit it and cracked it.

Author:  Solaris [ Tue Jul 21, 2015 9:48 pm ]
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Not me but...

Having a pint while waiting for my bus yesterday, an elderly American couple wander in, and without any hint of politeness blare "Hey, how do I get to the Radisson hotel?" Deep breath, then I tell them "Just go out the door, turn right, then right again. You can't miss it." She points to the left and "So, this is the right, yeah?"

...

"Yes", I reply. "Yes, it is. Just keep going that way until you find it."

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