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That's really suffering for your art right there.

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Angry Mob Justice wrote:
That's really suffering for your art right there.


The man is an impressive idiot. This is just one of his finer moments.

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this is why proper planning and preparatin is paramount to preventing piss poor performance.

i was on a training ex once, i was a gympi gunner, my responsibilty was the weapon, my loader the ammo, we get a bug out in the middle of the night, i grab the weapon and scream to my fire support point finding my loader allready waiting,witrin on his face cause he got there first, he was smugh a smug g till i asked him for some ammo, realising the twat had left it in his fucking shell scrape

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I thought I was a massive fuckwit, but this thread makes me feel pretty good about myself since I can't think of much to write. Thank you, idiots!


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i am sure you have done something dumb that warrent a post in th thread of shame.

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I just remembered loads and that familiar feeling of wanting to jump off a cliff is back. Yay.


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Shit Eagle wrote:
I just remembered loads and that familiar feeling of wanting to jump off a cliff is back. Yay.


Embrace it. I'm a grade A idiot and once I learnt to accept that life became so much easier.

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nowadays before i do anything i ask myself if its stupid,gonna hurt and will i look like a twat, if the answer is yes ,the next question is allways, does anyone have a camera.
i didnt get this good looking being sensible.

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This morning I spent 20 minutes looking for my toothpaste. I found it in the fridge.

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:lol:

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My mate's mum heard cum was good for the skin so got a male friend to jizz in a pot and used it as face cream.


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My mate's mum heard cum was good for the skin so got a male friend to jizz in a pot and used it as face cream.

This has to be a joke.

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Bloody excellent thread! very funny :lol:

me and the missus have been reading it and wincing.

I feel obliged to add some stupidity to this list of silliness so here is my dumb acts.


21st birthday, drunk, mate drunker, he got violent at an entire kebab shop full of knife wielding Turkish people, I have the inspired logic of "well if he is going to get into a fight anyway it might as well be with me that way neither of us will press charges should we get nicked"

alleyway, going well until he sidestepped a rather fine punch I was aiming at his head......hand. wall. CRACK

very broken hand which I ignored for a couple of weeks, surgery. got married with one hand behind my back.

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back when I used to have hair....used to bleach the be-jesus out of it to better dye it silly colours, used 60per cent professional hair dresser bleach.... seems that when they say @do not apply directly to the scalp' they actually mean it for a good reason :roll:
cue extensive burns...yorch!

ah then there was the 'drink three bottles of wine and fire breath at party' incident.......turns out a goatee acts as a very efficient wick....

good job paraffin burns at a relatively cool temp

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Wolf Bender wrote:
Shit Eagle wrote:
My mate's mum heard cum was good for the skin so got a male friend to jizz in a pot and used it as face cream.

This has to be a joke.


No, it's totally true. She also shit herself in a cab.


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I am currently having difficulty removing my left boot due to an unfortunate knot in the lace.

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I was once wearing tracksuit bottoms with zip-up pockets, the zip stuck & I had to cut into the pocket to get my phone out.


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I have caught a bit of foreskin in my flies a couple of times, the pain was unbelievable if short lived. The perils of going commando style.


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The perils of having a foreskin.

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i have forskin,which i have caught in many pairs of zips

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My worst one recently was leaving my sister's laptop on top of a lit stove. That didn't go down well.


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