'They' really aren't. Please stop it, it's incredibly annoying.

Its incredibly annoying that my hobby ended! Mustnt grumble innit!

I knew a guy who talked like that once. His family went to America and they all came back indoctrinated in some weird yank religion. He claimed he was a martial arts expert and was being monitired by the CIA, and his aul lad ended up slicing his own chappie off. Used to repair TV's in a caravan, and eventually got done for exposing himself. True story.

Wake up, sheeple!

Raisins, sultanas & currants - any of those horrible things
Pineapple
Avacado

The Disturbed cover of Sound Of Silence, and Disturbed generally.

You are shit, you have always been shit, and you front man is a prize fucking bellend.

Now kindly fuck off.

Prefer The Awakening cover!

Anti Semite!!!

I knew it was teh jooz all along.

There is a Nevermore cover - should I listen to it?

It's not exactly stellar either, and it isn't a cover in the same sense, although I certainly prefer it as a song in it's own right. It's on the album 'Dead Heart In A Dead World' which is well worth a listen generally, so maybe give that a shot.

Seems like every cunt on the street is having a party tonight.

Decent album, but it's so long since I've heard it that I can't actually remember that cover.

When people are giving lectures on historical topics or talking about historical events and they use the present tense or even worse the future tense. It's over for fuck's sake!!

"Bucket lists". Checking activities off a list on a countdown to death - Jesus, what shallow bollocks. If you have a "bucket list", just cross everything off it immediately and go straight to the end by killing yourself.

[throws list of favourite buckets in the bin and walks away]

Head height house beams and low doorways.

Cant do more than 1 social media without getting confused so its FB even tho some bands only post on Twitter. Following on Twitter feels like stalking.

GHOST (I tried but I would rather listen to HILLSONG)

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