Jet skis.

Both the users and the machines. Fucking HATE them. Noisy, pointless fucking things and the people who use them are almost invariably ASSHOLES who think they look cool but are actually TWATS.

What about you? Anything?

Mobile phones. You don't NEED them, they're just toys.

Crocs. Just saw someone wearing one and nearly threw up in my mouth.

Mrs. 'tusson couldn't agree with you more. Her brow furrows and her lips tighten at the very sight of them.

People.

Along that theme, flip-flops. The sight and sound of them makes me want to do very violent things.

But I hate bare feet as well, so that might explain the flip-flop hatred.

I shout at the telly when the weather forecast woman cheerfully says: 'and tomorrow is another fantastic hot day with 30 degrees!'

No, it's not, you cow. It's effing horribly hot.

those twats who play their ipods so fucking loud that the entire train can hear their music. what makes it worse is invariably they will have absolutely appalling taste in music

People unaware of other people


Shitty audio

This.

People who get excited about sunny and/or snowy weather. Fuck off, they're both shit.

People making/taking calls on their mobiles in my company. Fuck off somewhere else, I don't want to hear your end of an inane conversation.

People who complain about people complaining about things.
Bastards.

Absolutely.

getting raped in the shower by three crack dealing nazi's

This, and people texting when you're talking to them.

Women.

The sanitation of football that started after Euro 96.

Loud people in the quiet carriage, poor lighting in hotel rooms (8 lamps and no central light? WHY?), bad grammar and smug atheists are my big four.

Walking through Human waste and Putrefaction.