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The avaerage metal persong has only 5 T shirts? They clearly have not met Spiney Norman.

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There's a name for the fact that a well-written parody is indistinguishable from the real thing, but I can't remember it. Brown's Law or something.

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Poe's Law. RF has proved the truth of it to me beyond question.


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Yesterday I had to tell someone in a position of authority what the word "implicit" means, and today I had to explain the difference between the prefixes "pre-" and "post-". Jesus Christ.

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We've been asked to play a benefit gig for Darlington FC and the conversation between the organiser and out guitarist went something like this

Organiser: Hi we're doing a fundraiser for Darlington FC in the form of a concert on Saturday 27th July. We have done a few before but this time we'd like to make it a bit of an alternative/rock night and your name had been put forward as a band that might be interested.

Ian (TTT gutarist): Yeah we'll be up for that. Just a few questions though whose P.A. would we be using?

Organiser: P.....A....? What is one of those?

Ian: P.A. Public address system. Speakers and a miking desk so we can be heard.

Organiser: Oh, I thought you'd bring your own amplifiers and stuff.

Ian: Yeah we amps for the guitar but we use a drum machine so that and the vocals need to go through a PA. What were you planning on putting the microphones through?

Organiser: Oh microphones... do you think we will need any?

Ian: Er... yeah. You have a DJ playing too, they must be playing through a PA system.

Organiser: Oh right well can you ask him? I don't think I know what I'm talking about.

No fucking shit Sherlock.

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Wow. Good luck Lee!

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Do an acoustic set.


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We may have to. That could prove... interesting.

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Posted on Sub Pop's Tumblr...

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Earlier today in the Sub Pop mailbag, we received an enthusiastic message from a college student running for homecoming queen. She asked for a video affirming support from our one time recording artists, Nirvana, in order to aid her campaign in becoming homecoming queen. We dressed up and obliged.

Video forthcoming with the script: "What’s up Virginia Tech? This is Nirvana! Just wanted to wish you guys a Happy Homecoming Week and good luck at the game this Saturday. LET’S GO HOAGIES!" Or something like that.


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This morning I spoke to a guy who didn't understand that the diagonal measurement of a rectangle is greater than the length of either of its long edges, and then I overheard a middle-aged man (in conversation with an even older middle-aged man) referring to his stomach as (and I think I can taste sick in my mouth as I type this) his “tum-tum”.

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My own personal hate is when mums refer to their child's penis as his 'tail'.

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Dr Yail Bloor wrote:
My own personal hate is when mums refer to their child's penis as his 'tail'.


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Dr Yail Bloor wrote:
My own personal hate is when mums refer to their child's penis as his 'tail'.


This actually happens? Fucking hell.


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People from fucking Teesside, seriously.

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I once worked with someone who thought you needed a passport to go to Skegness.


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I once worked with someone who thought you needed a passport to go to Skegness.


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You need a fucking tetanus.

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A tetanus what?

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An accidental tetanus.


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Dr Yail Bloor wrote:
My own personal hate is when mums refer to their child's penis as his 'tail'.


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I hate when mums refer to their child's penis full stop.

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I hate it when people refer to their children. I really don't care. Sometimes I wish everyone came with a mute button. Babies, football, work... piss off all you, you boring fucking cunts.

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