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Myrddyn wrote:
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Can I cum on your face.


Which forumite is this aimed at.



Whoever it is he'd have to have a willy like a fireman's hose to shoot his sacred fluids over the length and breadth of the country.


Wed May 12, 2010 6:10 pm
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Your hot milkshake brings ALL the boys to the yard!

Then they find out it's curdled.


Wed May 12, 2010 6:35 pm
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Denim shirt. What the hell are you thinking?


Wed May 12, 2010 6:38 pm
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I know you're friends man, but you really do have to stop touching people.

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Wed May 12, 2010 6:42 pm
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you are making me want to stand close enough behind you to catch the scent of your skin and i want to bury my face in your hair and inhale, i want to lift your shirt off over your head and open your jeans while you stand there and i would taste every square inch of your body, i want to do such things to you over and over till your legs will no longer support your weight and you are gasping for breath, for hours and hours till you can take no more.....put your hands on me now now now


Wed May 12, 2010 6:50 pm
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lawnchair wrote:
you are making me want to stand close enough behind you to catch the scent of your skin and i want to bury my face in your hair and inhale, i want to lift your shirt off over your head and open your jeans while you stand there and i would taste every square inch of your body, i want to do such things to you over and over till your legs will no longer support your weight and you are gasping for breath, for hours and hours till you can take no more.....put your hands on me now now now


That was pretty erotic.

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lawnchair wrote:
you are making me want to stand close enough behind you to catch the scent of your skin and i want to bury my face in your hair and inhale, i want to lift your shirt off over your head and open your jeans while you stand there and i would taste every square inch of your body, i want to do such things to you over and over till your legs will no longer support your weight and you are gasping for breath, for hours and hours till you can take no more.....put your hands on me now now now


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Wed May 12, 2010 6:53 pm
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hahahahahahhHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH richie wins again


Wed May 12, 2010 6:57 pm
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Blimey.

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Blimey indeed.


Wed May 12, 2010 7:02 pm
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I think you're smart, strong-willed and really rather hot, but I know who else you've slept with and I am not putting my penis anywhere near any of your festering holes.

People like me should be allowed to hunt people like you through the streets.

You're one of my closest friends and I can't think of anyone I'd rather know has my back, but the way you treat your woman is shocking, and that hurts me far more than living with the knowledge that she rejected me in favour of you.

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You're one of my closest friends and I can't think of anyone I'd rather know has my back, but the way you treat your woman is shocking, and that hurts me far more than living with the knowledge that she rejected me in favour of you.


I thought all wimminz were evil Shallowthing?


Wed May 12, 2010 7:29 pm
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Morf wrote:
Stop being so fucking inconsiderate. Just because you assume i don't need it doesn't mean you can take my stuff without showing an ounce of gratitude.



Is that aimed at your brother in regards to your laptop?


Wed May 12, 2010 8:29 pm
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Edward Penishands wrote:
Morf wrote:
Stop being so fucking inconsiderate. Just because you assume i don't need it doesn't mean you can take my stuff without showing an ounce of gratitude.



Is that aimed at your brother in regards to your laptop?


The last slice of pizza?


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Or are you talking to Goatcurry from the perspective of the music industry?


Wed May 12, 2010 8:31 pm
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I am only putting up with your shit because you're his mate. Really, I want to smash your face through a window.


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to co-worker:
I don't fucking care who you hate or why - your constant chin-flapping is like being beaten by a bundle of wet socks across my neck, shut the fuck up.

to my boss and his wife:
if jesus isn't sending you to hell, i will; you cheap fucking megalomaniacal shits - eat that crispy dollar bill and die...yes, in front of me. When I quit, you will never see me again, not even in passing...that is, until i hit you with my car.

to 70% of my customers at the station:
FUCK YOU ALL. your life/car/status means less than shit to me. I don't care what you think you are entitled to. the only thing keeping me from grabbing your neck and wrenching your stupid self out of the car window is $500 that i have yet to make.

To the only woman that I would shake off my attitude and worldview to be with:
dump him; get yo ass over here.


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Wed May 12, 2010 8:44 pm
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I'm really sorry and thank you for everything.


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Edward Penishands wrote:
I'm really sorry and thank you for everything.


That's okay.


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"NO WE ARE NOT TWINS"
"NO I AM NOT MEAT LOAF'S BROTHER"

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