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I fucking love dinosaurs, to an unhealthy degree for a man in his thirties. I am not ashamed or even embarassed.

Did anyone see Planet Dinosaur on the BBC? I had a boner I was so exceited, though a little dissappointed with the actual programme. Spinosaurus is the largest known land carnivore but as it turns out it lived around reivers and swamps and mostly ate fish, which is a bit gay. T-Rex is far feom being the largest land carnivore:

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it still seems to dominate people's imagination, the others could kick it's arse.

The largest land animal ever, may have been 200ft long:

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full size image: http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/c ... saurs1.png

I would ride on the back of one of those motherfuckers dressed as Darth Vader, it would have side mounted rocket launchers and speakers blaring out Neurosis at deafening volume, flame throwers would be attached to it's head, pteranodons would fly overhead dropping bombs on my adversaries. The world would know me and cower.

Pteranodons and those giant reptiles that lived in water like plesiasaurs were not dinosaurs due to some science shit but were still awesome. Predator X is so fucking awesome it doesn't even have scientific name, it doesn't care though:

http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/4 ... oo_466.jpg

It's going to be in an episode of Planet Dinosaur, that will be a multiple kleennex viewing.

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Tue Sep 20, 2011 3:57 pm
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Do birds count?

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Pfffft. Only if they have 50 feet wingspans.


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Ok.
http://www.dinosaurusi.com/en/katlist/D ... 0Pictures/

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I never knew that Spinosaurus was bigger than Tyrannosaurus.

I find it hard to believe that a land animal could be as big as the one of that graph up there. In Norfolk they have a Dinosaur Park, a lovely woodland walk where there's loads of life-size models of dinosaurs too, and they have a Bracchiosaurus there. Now that is fucking big. It seems a bit odd to me that an animal could physically support itself if it were even bigger.

Sadly a large part of dinosaur funtimes has to be "we don't know and we're guessing." Like Deinochirus. Either it was like a tyrannosaur with fucking massive arms, or they put the incomplete skeleton together badly and sort of guessed a bit.

Baryonyx ist kreig:
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Yeah OK, it ate fish, but look at its claws, and it wasn't gay enough to need its mates to back it up like a Velociraptor or Deinonychus, it rolls solo.

Also not a dinosaur but lived at the same time and dead cool:
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Mosasur. Yeah motherfuckers, a giant crocodile with flippers, now what?

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I've always had a soft spot for Triceratops.

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well thats my viewing sorted for tonight


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Never mind big, what about the teeny weeny cute little ones? Fruitadens haagarorum was only 4 inches tall. Imagine them gnawing at your toes.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fruitadens

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There should be more dinosaur movies. Way more.


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Board meet at the natural history museum ?


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Bumfinger wrote:
Never mind big, what about the teeny weeny cute little ones? Fruitadens haagarorum was only 4 inches tall. Imagine them gnawing at your toes.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fruitadens

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'Fruitadens'! It even has a cy00t name.

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Only Meglodon is real
Here is a scale comparison of a meglodon compared to a great white and a gay human.

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andrew wrote:
Board meet at the natural history museum ?


I'd actually be up for this.

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I'm in.


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andrew wrote:
Board meet at the natural history museum ?

YES.

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I'm in.


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Where is the natural history museum?


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Spinosaurus killed T-Rex in Jurassic Park. Great movie too bad I could kick his ass with my bare hands.

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Ed Blackadder wrote:
I never knew that Spinosaurus was bigger than Tyrannosaurus.

I find it hard to believe that a land animal could be as big as the one of that graph up there. In Norfolk they have a Dinosaur Park, a lovely woodland walk where there's loads of life-size models of dinosaurs too, and they have a Bracchiosaurus there. Now that is fucking big. It seems a bit odd to me that an animal could physically support itself if it were even bigger.

Sadly a large part of dinosaur funtimes has to be "we don't know and we're guessing." Like Deinochirus. Either it was like a tyrannosaur with fucking massive arms, or they put the incomplete skeleton together badly and sort of guessed a bit.



There were at least 2 other theropods bigger than T-Rex as well, look at the chart goddamnit. I think there may be another, there's also a larger allosaurus relative too.

The very largest sauropod which is included on the other chart is controversial:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amphicoelias

it's only known from a vertabrae (6ft tall) which was lost in the 19thc, 200ft is the estimated maximum size. The next longest is argentinosaurus which may have been 120ft. Brachiosaurus is a baby at 14th in length and 11th in weight, he ain't shit.


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T-rex's dude status is reduced somewhat by having tiny wee arms.

Always like the igunadon's useless but amusing thumb spikes, good only for poking itself in the eye.


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