Had a fish wrap the other night. Fucking divine! The tastiest and healthiest thing I've ever had from a fish and chip shop. 5 fists!

Chicken burgers and chips with broccoli, covered in tomato sauce AKA Ketchup. 4 Fists.

Fiddle and Pips. 5 fists.

I had popcorn chicken with carrot & orange salad. 4/5.

Fish and chips, it is a common word down our way.

Ah right. I had mackerel yesterday, actually. Reet tasty.

I was at a Brazilian steak house tonight and while what I ate was tasty, it's really a complete waste on me. I just keep going back to the salad bar and I only ate one very small piece of chicken wrapped in bacon and half of a pork sausage - I didn't even manage to eat any of the beef. I failed.

I used to make curry every week until I got sick of it, but recently I found some recipes that looked interesting

Tandoori Seitan and Okra Biryani

4 fists

Lazy Friday night Tortilla wraps with Tofurky Barbacue Slow Roasted Chick'n varity, Violife Vegan cream cheese, sliced avocado, Tesco ready made salad and Sriracha hot sauce

Four fists and a taunted cat

Garlic flavoured wrap filled with various bits & pieces from the fridge (chicken, rashers, scallions, tomatoes, cucumbers, coleslaw, egg salad) x2. Very nice, 4/5.

Striploin (well done, of course), oven chips, mixed veg. Simple but tasty as fuck. Frying the steak in rapeseed oil was a first for me, but it went down extremely well. 5/5.

These ASDA dogs, fucking hell theyre hot! I love them but they'll prob be amending their recipe! Theyre that hot! "Blazing Hot". And I love hot food!

Rapeseed is just a wanky name for canola.

Interesting. I've never heard of canola, though.

Yep. Canola sounds nicer to the US than rape. The word is a contraction of Canada and oil or "ola". Another little known fact is that 90 per cent of the world's canola is genetically modified.

We used to grow rape as winter greenfeed for sheep, as an alternative to turnips. Then later, the old man grew oilseed rape for harvest.

Spinach and Potato Curry

Three fists, must add more spice next time

Lemongrass stir fry with Chicken style seitan

Three fists, will have to use just one Lemongrass stalk next time

Only found out what a Cheese Pizza is last week!

.....A pizza with cheese on it?

Best meal ever had is a Butadon set!