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A lot of them are very into it and would happily kick shit out of anyone who doesn't agree with them.

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Think about Sons of Anarchy and the Aryan Brotherhood or what ever they was called in it, and some are like that only they won'y have anything to do with drugs.

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Zagreus wrote:
My friends and I at college all had very offensive senses of humour (in case you all hadn't guessed that by the McCann jokes I still make). This got out of hand a few times.

One night at hippy festival Glastonbury we spent the night yelling such phrases as "gas the jews" and "kill black babies at birth". Unfortunately the Jews one stuck and it was our catch phrase for the next few years, to be yelled loudly, when drunk, at innapropriate times in pubs.

One piece of graffitti a mate did also apparently got us involved officially in the Sarah Payne case.

Seriously Steve, what the fuck?

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Post Re: The "Oh my God, I'm a prick" thread.
The last time I felt like a prick was a few weeks back. I'd invited some friends over to my house and played Call of Duty, which we eventually got bored of and decided to put a film on. One of my mates decided to pick The Road - feelgood flick of the year, naturally.

We got to the scene with Viggo Mortensen holding the gun to his child's head and saying "I'm so sorry" when I drunkenly shouted to my cousin "What would you do in that situation? Eh? EH? YOUR ONLY CHILD! Can you imagine?"

His girlfriend is due to give birth sometime this week. It's no wonder he hasn't spoken to me since.


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Michael Easton wrote:
The last time I felt like a prick was...

... the last time you let your missus choose the films?

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Michael Easton wrote:
The last time I felt like a prick was...

... the last time you let your missus choose the films?


Indeedy.


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Ed Blackadder wrote:
Zagreus wrote:
My friends and I at college all had very offensive senses of humour (in case you all hadn't guessed that by the McCann jokes I still make). This got out of hand a few times.

One night at hippy festival Glastonbury we spent the night yelling such phrases as "gas the jews" and "kill black babies at birth". Unfortunately the Jews one stuck and it was our catch phrase for the next few years, to be yelled loudly, when drunk, at innapropriate times in pubs.

One piece of graffitti a mate did also apparently got us involved officially in the Sarah Payne case.

Seriously Steve, what the fuck?


Nothing wrong with an offensive sort of humour, shouting offensive stuff is just stupid though.

The graffitti incident sounds amazing (in a mostly bad way), tell us more.


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Post Re: The "Oh my God, I'm a prick" thread.
I get called a skinhead all the time. Sure I wear MA1 flight jackets and shave my head (Grade 2 which isn't even that short) but only because I'm going bald, and flight jackets keep me warm.

And yes, let's hear more about the graffitti.

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Ed Blackadder wrote:
Seriously Steve, what the fuck?


I know! Actually, I'm remembering more from that period now I'm thinking about it.

We used to take people's front gates off the hinges, and leave them down the road too. I topped this by taking a neighbour's one, whilst at uni, and returning it a week later painted luminous yellow. I did three undercoats of whilte and two of yellow. It looked pretty well done, but they were furious!

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Nothing wrong with an offensive sort of humour, shouting offensive stuff is just stupid though.

The graffitti incident sounds amazing (in a mostly bad way), tell us more.


Basically a mate's family used to go away on holiday each year, and we'd move in for the three weeks as it was over the holiday whilst at college. The police often used to watch the house as the others would often go out and cause fairly innocent mischief at night (which I'll elaborate on later) as we basically all spent the day getting drunk. I have to add, I was fairly perifery to the ones who had the balls(?) to do the more criminal stuff we all got up to.

One night, to top all the jokes about fucking one of our friend's 12 year old sister, and various other jokes along those lines, which got worse, my friend wrote 'I killed Sarah Payne' on the wall around the corner, which could be seen from the commuter trains going past...

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Oh, and I've run down a road on top of cars before, jumping from bonnet to bonnet, up windscreens, accross roofs, and onto the next one before. Naked.

Dented quite a few of the cars too, which I only realised when I woke up the next day was an incredibly shitty thing to do.

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Were a prick I'd hope...

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Said Mussolini.

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Morf wrote:
You're my cuddly, hirsute, walking Nazi propaganda man.

My brain keeps trying to fit those words to the tune of 'Sweet Transvestite'.

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Said Mussolini.

I seem to recall what he said was more along the lines of "Nutjob... always quoting big chunks of his shitty book Mein Kampf at me."

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Not to his face.

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Post Re: The "Oh my God, I'm a prick" thread.
There is a button on our washing machine labelled "drying time". Every time I press it I sing (sometimes in my head but very often out loud) "Drying! Time is! Here! Damage Incorporated!" in a bad Hetfield voice.

Fuck my life.


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Painkiller wrote:
There is a button on our washing machine labelled "drying time". Every time I press it I sing (sometimes in my head but very often out loud) "Drying! Time is! Here! Damage Incorporated!" in a bad Hetfield voice.

Fuck my life.


Blame it on being "differently abled", you have carte blanche to do what you want.

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I spent 2 hours in a trendy bar last night, after attending a black metal gig...false

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Very false.

I used to go to Slimelight having been to hippy trance night, Whirlygig. I used to get some very disapproving looks from the goths in my blue flares and brightly coloured 70s shirt...

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Sparkle Motion wrote:
Blame it on being "differently abled", you have carte blanche to do what you want.


Tell that to the Eyetie. Apparently "I'm autistic" is not a valid reason to finish all the cereal.


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Painkiller wrote:
Sparkle Motion wrote:
Blame it on being "differently abled", you have carte blanche to do what you want.


Tell that to the Eyetie. Apparently "I'm autistic" is not a valid reason to finish all the cereal.


Report her for hate crimes.

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