I laughed but I also had one of those experiences where you watch something so toe-curlingly awful that you become embarrassed.

I think Scott aka malefactors comes across as an utter social misfit, which is interest Inge, I mean how to piss off the black metal crowd? Dress like a wigger.

See also: The British sitcom industry.

Fixed.

Wrest is the only one who comes cross ok.

Is he fuck. Grown man coming across as an awkward shy six year old is fucking pathetic.

I laughed out loud at both these comments, and I haven't even watched the clips yet!

Anything past 2000BC is a bit nu skool for me, and all looks the same.

Pffft, only antediluvian civilisations and pre-cataclysm Atlantis are true. You can keep your historically verifiable time periods, you pair of queers.

He is the least pathetic of those three, hardly an achievement.

He's the one I actually felt sorry for and thought could benefit from some form of counselling, as opposed to just thinking he was a massive cunt. I was also impressed that he was on the cover of Skate Or Die 2. Xasthur guy has the Bad Autism (like Shallow), and Striborg guy is hilarious in all the wrong ways.

Tautology.

Sherlock Holmes and Einstein have the Good Autism, Shallow and people who win on Countdown have the Bad Autism.

What about serial killers?

Serial killers would be shit on Countdown.

I've had conversation with Malefic (Scott Conner) a few times, and he's a lot more down to earth than the documentary portrays. Admittedly, a lot of his music is poor, but some of it is pretty good.

I think you would have to have some form of autism or mental health issue to want to spend most of your time alone.

More of a Cemetery Gates kind of a man?

People who can't enjoy their own company are cunts. I'd happily live an isolated life but you still have to go into public to get your dole and buy food, booze and fags.

I'm with you on that bas. I can quite happily hide in my flat on my own for days, only venturing out to buy booze. Great fun!

I have a week of it next month when the lass is away and I'm working a few nights in the week. I shall be like an alcoholic Nosforatu that listens to Iron Maiden at 4am.

The main reason I read so much is so I don't have to listen to myself.