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Dreadful Doctor Dee wrote:
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Kelly Jones is pretty on the outside.

Inside, he has the soul of a bank manager and all the charisma of a motorway lay-by.


Would you though?


He would.


Mon Jun 07, 2010 8:27 pm
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I wouldn't.


Mon Jun 07, 2010 8:27 pm
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Are you accusing Kelly Jones of planning to rape you? I'm confused.


Mon Jun 07, 2010 8:28 pm
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I would. I have no shame.

I get the feeling he'd play Rod Stewart songs beforehand though, to get him in the mood.


Mon Jun 07, 2010 8:30 pm
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Clint Ruin wrote:
I would. I have no shame.

I get the feeling he'd play Rod Stewart songs beforehand though, to get him in the mood.


I'd be tempted to fuck anyone that sang Rod Stewart songs to me, except Rod Stewart.


Mon Jun 07, 2010 8:36 pm
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Clint Ruin wrote:
I would. I have no shame.

I get the feeling he'd play Rod Stewart songs beforehand though, to get him in the mood.

NOTHING makes me feel so awful as Stereophonics' version of Handbags and Gladrags. Not only is it an awful song, but it was always played on the radio at exactly the same time in the morning for weeks and weeks, so it reminds me of getting up at 7am to go to school and spend time with a bunch of boring idiots who liked to pick on me.

The Stereophonics' replacement drummer is WAY sexier than Kelly Jones.

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I just spoke to mum on the phone and her friend's brother was out getting bladdered with Stuart Cable last night. Who wants to touch me?


Mon Jun 07, 2010 9:39 pm
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LOL DIO.


Be prepared for hate mail. You can take the piss out of anyone but not a legend, especially one that did'nt die in a scooter crash.

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Be prepared for hate mail. You can take the piss out of anyone but not a legend, especially one that did'nt die in a scooter crash.


OOPS.

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Edward Penishands wrote:
Clint Ruin wrote:
I would. I have no shame.

I get the feeling he'd play Rod Stewart songs beforehand though, to get him in the mood.


I'd be tempted to fuck anyone that sang Rod Stewart songs to me, except Rod Stewart.


Rod > Kelly. And at least he doesn't have a girls name. If beige had a sound, it would be the Stereophonics.


Mon Jun 07, 2010 11:23 pm
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wretched_metal wrote:
Edward Penishands wrote:
Clint Ruin wrote:
I would. I have no shame.

I get the feeling he'd play Rod Stewart songs beforehand though, to get him in the mood.


I'd be tempted to fuck anyone that sang Rod Stewart songs to me, except Rod Stewart.


Rod > Kelly. And at least he doesn't have a girls name. If beige had a sound, it would be the Stereophonics.


Fack aff! Rod Stewart is basically the ugliest motherfucker in history with the worst dress sense in history. He couldn't get much worse really.


Mon Jun 07, 2010 11:29 pm
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His face looks like trench foot.


Mon Jun 07, 2010 11:31 pm
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Edward Penishands wrote:

Fack aff! Rod Stewart is basically the ugliest motherfucker in history with the worst dress sense in history. He couldn't get much worse really.



Rod was in the Jeff Beck Group and The Faces. That means, despite his hideous appearance and the fact his music has largely been shit since the early 70's, he >>>>>>>>> Kelly Jones, who serves no purpose on this planet, other than to annoy me and be a general fuckwit. Oh, and Rod got more action, with fitter birds.


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Fack aff! Rod Stewart is basically the ugliest motherfucker in history with the worst dress sense in history. He couldn't get much worse really.


And he used to wear womens underwear.

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Mon Jun 07, 2010 11:38 pm
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Rod is a fug ugly bastard and ONLY gets laid because of his wallet and said "fitter birds" are skanky whoremeisters. I like his music and hate Stereophonics but the thought of Rod's wang in my presence makes me want to commit suicide.


Mon Jun 07, 2010 11:42 pm
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But what if he's got a very beautiful wang?

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I wouldn't even touch his wang if his japseye could recite poetry to me.


Mon Jun 07, 2010 11:52 pm
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I wouldn't even touch his wang if his japseye could recite poetry to me.


"If you want my body..."

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I see what you mean actually, thats just wrong.


Tue Jun 08, 2010 12:37 am
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Rod is a fug ugly bastard and ONLY gets laid because of his wallet and said "fitter birds" are skanky whoremeisters.


Yes, many of them were, but many were crackin. Two words for you - Britt Ekland.


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Two words: PIG NOSE.


Tue Jun 08, 2010 12:44 am
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