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How much are the Indian bookies paying Australia today?

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Hello, Australians! Wonder where all the Aussies have gone?

Five records Australia didn't want after being humiliated by the Black Caps

The statistics don't lie and they left Australia red-faced as they digested the horror numbers that told the tale of their massive loss to the Black Caps at Eden Park.

All sorts of one-day international records tumbled as quick as the Australian batsmen as New Zealand cruised to a 159-victory and a 1-0 lead in the Chappell-Hadlee Series.

Here's how the numbers stacked up against Steve Smith's Aussie outfit once stumps were pulled on their Auckland nightmare.

BALLS UP
This was the fewer balls faced by an Australian team when they have been all out. The Black Caps needed just 146 deliveries to complete the demolition job. It eclipsed the previous record of 152 balls when they were rolled for 70 runs by England at Edgbaston way back in 1977.

BRITTLE BEGINNING
Australia's top order has never proven so brittle. This was the first time they have lost six wickets inside the first 10 overs. You have to go back to the West Indies in 2005 and South Africa in 2009 when they lost five wickets inside the opening 10 overs for something similar to the havoc wrecked by the Black Caps' new-ball attack.

AOTEAROA AWESOME
This was Australia's heaviest loss to the Black Caps in New Zealand. We've only had 36 wins down the years but none have been so emphatic on home soil. Australia's previous worst on this side of the Tasman was an 88-run defeat in Wellington in 1993.

FORTRESS EDEN
This Australian outfit now has the honour of being the team to have suffered the biggest loss by a touring side at Eden Park. Sri Lanka can gladly pass that baton, waiting a long time since their 116-run loss to New Zealand in Auckland in 1983.

ZIMBABWE!
Only Zimbabwe stand ahead of Australia in terms of suffering a bigger loss in New Zealand. The Black Caps won their 2012 clash against the Africans by 202 runs.

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Still no bites from the Aussies? I thought you'd be moaning about the Mitchell Marsh dismissal. Everyone else is.

http://www.stuff.co.nz/sport/cricket/76684907/Black-Caps-no-clean-skins-rabid-Kiwi-crowd-voted-Marsh-off-say-Aussies

Oh, and by the way, this means New Zealand has beaten the world champs in a series. :P

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He was outclassed, way too small for 170, still a great fighter, I hope he defends the 145 belt at UFC 200.

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I hope he has a stroke and is left a dribbling wreck for a long, immobile life. Insufferable cunt, I've been laughing about this all day.

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What Sol said.


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Why do you both dislike him?

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He's an arrogant, obnoxious arsehole, and a dirty fighter. Nothing to like, really.

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Dirty fighter? How?

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I can't remember who he was fighting (it was two or three years ago) but at the 'touch gloves' part, he spun and kicked the other fighter in the face while he had his hand outstretched. I've despised him since that moment.

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I can't remember who he was fighting (it was two or three years ago) but at the 'touch gloves' part, he spun and kicked the other fighter in the face while he had his hand outstretched. I've despised him since that moment.

That kind of behaviour can't be encouraged.

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Indeed. You could chalk the attitude and prickishness up to playing up to his audience, gamesmanship and all that but on that occasion, he showed his true colours IMO. I've got no time for him, can't understand the adoration he generates.

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Why do you both dislike him?

Really? It's pretty self-evident that he is an embarrassing knobend. I mean how much of tit does someone have to be before we call them for what they are? He was talking about running for the presidency a while ago! Fucking arsehole.

Apart from his obnoxious personality, there's the shit beard, the hideous suits, the bling lifestyle. He's a typical scumbag made good. All money and no taste.

Technically he has an amazing left hand and that's it. He dieted down far enough where he had a big size advantage and played havoc with his opponents mentally as well. But his actual skills are very limited. I doubt Sol's stroke wish will come about unfortunately. But hopefully the others will see through his bluster and his MASSIVELY overhyped run will be at an end.


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His left hand's good and he's got an ugly roundhouse (kinda) kick that he tries now and then. That's it. I watched the Diaz fight last night and it was clear from the off that he was completely outclassed, and that he knew it. Bulking up obviously slowed him down, and even the commentators mentioned that he'd never really been tested before that one. It was a glorious moment to see him tap out.

If Craggy Island did knackers, it'd be him.

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Apart from his obnoxious personality, there's the shit beard, the hideous suits, the bling lifestyle. He's a typical scumbag made good. All money and no taste.

Technically he has an amazing left hand and that's it. He dieted down far enough where he had a big size advantage and played havoc with his opponents mentally as well. But his actual skills are very limited.


Exactly right, on all points.

He used all he had out of the gate anyway. Once it was clear that Diaz could take the punishment and there was no chance of another quick upset, he had nowhere to go, and no back up plan. Plus, he didn't account enough for the weight difference and how it would impact his ability to really hurt Diaz.

He could probably give a far better account of himself in a rematch, but not while fighting at two different weight classes and defending his title. But he should stick to 145 and fight the likes of Frankie Edgar. If he was to face someone like Robbie Lawler at 170 he would be fucking massacred.

Frankly, I enjoyed Holm vs Tate more than that. I reckon Rousey Vs Tate will be a good match, Rousey will prob come out on top.


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Apart from his obnoxious personality, there's the shit beard, the hideous suits, the bling lifestyle. He's a typical scumbag made good. All money and no taste.

Technically he has an amazing left hand and that's it. He dieted down far enough where he had a big size advantage and played havoc with his opponents mentally as well. But his actual skills are very limited.


Exactly right, on all points.

He used all he had out of the gate anyway. Once it was clear that Diaz could take the punishment and there was no chance of another quick upset, he had nowhere to go, and no back up plan. Plus, he didn't account enough for the weight difference and how it would impact his ability to really hurt Diaz.

He could probably give a far better account of himself in a rematch, but not while fighting at two different weight classes and defending his title. But he should stick to 145 and fight the likes of Frankie Edgar. If he was to face someone like Robbie Lawler at 170 he would be fucking massacred.

Frankly, I enjoyed Holm vs Tate more than that. I reckon Rousey Vs Tate will be a good match, Rousey will prob come out on top.

Well Rousey is 2-0 against Tate at this point, 3-0 beckons.

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Has anyone been watching the comedy show that is my team, Derby County?

We have a great owner who has lots of money and is prepared to hand it over at any time as "you can't really say no can you?". Technically you can when its your money and you have to abide by Financial Fair Play.

We've spent over £10m on two midfielders this season who can't even pass the ball. We appointed a new Club Captain who was only signed in the Summer and he's been fucked off back to Fulham for the rest of the season as he is shite.

We sacked our manager (apparently not based on results) because he refused to play in the style of Steve McLaren's team last season. So why did we sack Steve McLaren?

The owner announced that promotion hadn't even been a target this season and certainly wasn't a priority. He also said that he had not wished to get involved in team affairs but wasn't happy with the team that Clement picked.

He appoints Head of the Academy Darren Wassall, to take over for the rest of the season. Wassall confirms that the owner has told him promotion is the target.

Frankly he has a hard task. A lot of the new players seem like work shy fuckers. I've still not worked if they're incredibly selfish players or they just have no brains. We're going to have to pay for a lot of these dickheads to leave.

On the upside, we play Forest soon.....

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[q I reckon Rousey Vs Tate will be a good match, Rousey will prob come out on top.

Seen Rousey lately? She's getting fat as fuck. All those movies and that celeb lifestyle and no training. I reckon Tate will get it done this time. Rousey is over, petulant child that she is.


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