I don't take much notice these days, but when i do it's to see how the Lions are getting on.They're called the Lions, they almost play in blue and white and they are generally as shit as Millwall.

My beloved Derby County won a match. I'm still coming to terms with it. Mourinho to be sacked in the morning? Good job Everton!

The Detroit Lions went through a season without a win not that long ago.

http://www.stuff.co.nz/sport/rugby/all-blacks/71990480/rugby-world-cup-promises-to-turn-up-the-volume-for-haka

We're gonna be able to hear the haka at the World Cup. The TV feed we usually get here from the UK only picks up the crowd noise, so we only hear all the upper class twits droning through "Swing Low, Sweet Chariot". Dumb cunts don't get the irony of that song. The English were the biggest slave traders in the world, so they now sing a spiritual slave song.

Dear Brendan Rodgers,

Please fuck off forever.
Thanks,
Everyone.

Week by week, he's actually turning into his own fake Twitter account.

Win, lose or draw, I've been turning him off before he speaks for about the last year now. It's awful. Everyone knows he has his "buzzwords" but he really does use them to death.
The only - and I do mean only - redeeming factor about Rodgers is that he's never said anything as ludicrous as Hodgson did when he was in charge.

Brenton's dropped some big bollocks for sure (slating Southampton for selling their best players and then being behind them for most of last season), but Hodgson had to employ a surgeon to remove both his feet from his mouth after interviews.

"They will be a formidable challenge"
Talking about playing Northampton.
We lost.

After the 2-0 loss to Everton:
“To get a result here would have been Utopia"

"I can only analyse the performance. There is no point trying to analyse dreams.”
Same game

“We didn’t score goals and Everton did but I refuse to accept that we were in any way outplayed or any way inferior. I watched the performance and the second half was as good as I saw a Liverpool team play under my management that is for sure.”
Same game

''I hope that fair-minded people see the game the same way. I think it’s a bit unfortunate that after such a good game of football, everything revolves around the fact that Liverpool didn’t win it.”
Same game

Discussing how well Birmingham played against us:
"It would have been a shame if we beat Birmingham today"

After signing Merieles - "We don't know his best position"

Talking about young prospect Jonjo Shelvey and obviously trying to inspire confidence:
"He did well but the fact is he came on in extra-time and people were tiring".

Questioner - 'Is Torres better off playing as a lone striker or with someone alongside him?'
Hodgson - 'I don't know'

August 24th - "Hopefully in the next 36 games we can take some points"

In regards Liverpool's worst start for 56 years:
"I couldn't give a monkey's whether we're 16th or 18th at the moment."

"Judge me after 10 games"
With 2 games of those 10 left, we were in the relegation zone

After the draw against Sunderland: "They were formidable opposition"

I know we aren't any great shakes at the moment, but that was the worst Liverpool team I've seen at Old Trafford.

Very much like Millwall, a shit team in a shit area, but with a very loyal working class support.

I fucking hate that song a long with our shit cunt national anthem.

I've watch both of the Broncos games thus far this season. I'd be thankful for the defense - #18 hasn't been too impressive except for in spurts. But if that pass rush keeps causing as much chaos as they have been, average quarterback play might be enough.

Swing low, sweet chariot > GSTQ

The true national anthem of England > GSTQ

I remember when Derby County actually played attractive football....

We get that running game going and protect Manning a little better and the offense will be middle of the pack. That, as you say, will be enough to give the team a real shot because that defense is only going to get better with Annunike and Derek Wolfe coming back. I said the defense would win us five games this year and they've already won us 2. First time in a very long time I am happier when the D is on the field than when the offense is.

Fuck all those, here's my national anthem.

About the early 70's wasn't it?

Meh.
Bloody amateurs.

I can't believe you'd even associate yourself with that.

oneleggedhooly