Yeah it's like putting a cock on a speckled hen bottle.

And I've never heard of the Famous Grouse bird. Inaccurate pricks.

They do that to upset Green Man.

A bit too lovely.

This is quite potent:

It was.

Trooper Pooper

I've got Abba going through my head now.

Good times then.

Joining CAMRA is basically free £23 and you get £20 of Wetherspoons vouchers and free/discounted entry to loads of beer fests.

http://www.camra.org.uk/benefits

The really cool gays only drink moonshine.

That was Stevo and Termoid.

I am drinking cheap wine that I got from someone I don't like at work. 2 fists.

I'm currently drinking a Sainsbury's Taste The Difference Traditional Kentish Ale. Shut up, it was on offer. It's OK. Slightly sort of floral taste with a slight bitterness too. I haven't drunk beer in a long while and it's still not really exciting me so it must not be that great.

That's made by Shepherd Neame and tastes a bit like Spitfire, so yes, it's not that great.
The Westmorland and Yorkshire Bitter ales in the same range are much better.

Had one of these last night:

Like being smashed in the face with a grapefruit. 4 fists.

CAMRA is a good thing to join.

Proof that if God does exist he should stop fucking around brewing beer and get on with his day job.



It's not awful but it's all a bit "meh!"

Last night I also had



It reminded me of a wheat beer in all honesty as opposed to a pale ale but it was reasonable enough but again didn't set my palate on fire.

An unfortunate name for a brewer, Goose Island.

Finally got round to The Trooper. Meh. Most bland, and uncharacteristic beer ever. I'm a little disappointed this has come from Robinsons.

Also went to the Hawkshead Brewery over the weekend, they've a beautiful Beer Hall. had a Brodies Prime and a Red, both of which I'd had before but are very nice, I only wish I'd noticed the Stout before it was too late and we had to go.