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Sat Aug 31, 2013 8:17 am
bás
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Re: Celebrity Cake eaters.
One of the Ramones, can't remember which one wrote in his autobiography about the joy of being with a Belgian (I think) 14 to 15 year old. I could safely bet my life that Lemmy has shagged lots of teenagers. He wrote 'Jailbait' for God's sake.
My girlfriend says it's not true about Rolf. She bases this assumption on the fact that it is Rolf Harris and he is lovely. My retort that paedophiles don't aggressively portray themselves as sexual deviants in public is lost on her.
One of the Ramones, can't remember which one wrote in his autobiography about the joy of being with a Belgian (I think) 14 to 15 year old. I could safely bet my life that Lemmy has shagged lots of teenagers. He wrote 'Jailbait' for God's sake.
Lets not forget The Nuge, who also had a song called Jailbait which was far more lascivious than Motorhead's.
Not to mention becoming legal guardian of a Hawaiian teenager old so she could live with him. She was 17 at that point, but its still a bit creepy.
And Courtney Love has said she blew him when she was underage, although I don't know if I believe anything she says.
Funny how Elvis gets a pass when Jerry Lee and Chuck didn't. In the court of public opinion obviously, seeing as Chuck went to prison, although it was for transporting a minor across stage lines rather than any sexual offense.
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Sat Aug 31, 2013 4:00 pm
bás
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Re: Celebrity Cake eaters.
I didn't think he'd go for exotic Hawaiian ladies. I thought it was white Christmas every day for him.
Think what you want. But my point earlier was that it must suck to be one of these stars where people assume you're guilty before you can prove yourself innocent.
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Fri Sep 13, 2013 12:59 am
The Golden Fang
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Re: Celebrity Cake eaters.
Roache has all manner of deluded New Age type beliefs, prior to these accusations he said victims of sexual offences were being punished for sins committed in previous lives.
What a cunt.
Fri Sep 13, 2013 9:11 am
bás
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Re: Celebrity Cake eaters.
If reincarnation does exist I wonder how we will be punished for sins in previous lives. You also have Purgatory or Hell depending on your beliefs. I like to keep my options open.
Fri Sep 13, 2013 11:16 am
Green Man
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Re: Celebrity Cake eaters.
That new age stuff fucked a lot of people up in the 90's. It was like LSD in the 60's and Christianity in the 50's.
Nobody still goes on about new age anymore, do they?
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Fri Sep 13, 2013 11:57 am
Mali
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Joined: Fri Apr 16, 2010 4:33 pm Posts: 8341
Re: Celebrity Cake eaters.
bás wrote:
One of the Ramones, can't remember which one wrote in his autobiography about the joy of being with a Belgian (I think) 14 to 15 year old. I could safely bet my life that Lemmy has shagged lots of teenagers. He wrote 'Jailbait' for God's sake.
Depends what the age of consent is in Belgium, it's fourteen in Germany...
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Fri Sep 13, 2013 12:21 pm
Solaris
Climate Control
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Re: Celebrity Cake eaters.
It's 12 in the Vatican.
Fri Sep 13, 2013 12:26 pm
oneleggedpunk
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