Ta!
That's at full zoom (1200mm), that's as close as you can get.

(The subject is magnified about 24 times bigger than the human eye would see it.
We need a maths person to work it out proper.)

Sanyo Lasertron, my first hi-fi. Loudness button was important in them days.

Nice blackie. I'm getting a new system myself and I'll be picking up an amplifier to accompany it too because sound matters.

I'm still using a 25 year old Sanyo hi-fi. As an amp, admittedly (nothing really works on it), but it still sounds good.

aaaaah! The good old days.

"Do you want woofers and tweeters?"

Download
aka Drownload/Brownload/Downpour.

Puddle of Mudd?

Please do not remind me of that band's existence.


Besides, it was actual flowing rivers of mud in some places.

Ya fuckin' soft cunt! I work in worse mud than that for about six months of the year!

Duck Burgers!

Who the fuck would eat a duck burger? There's only one sort of meat that's supposed to be in a burger and that's beef. Duck burgers can fuck off.

I'd eat a duck burger. Chicken, fish, venison, whitebait, ostrich, lamb all make fine burgers.

Happy Sun. Stiga yellow powder paint Art.

nightmare

Yup if I got there and it was like that, I'd be getting the bus back up the road.

you are hero!
Here is my new photo:

If the country/state/town you are currently living in is experiencing a serious drought of some kind, there is a perfectly good solution:

Arrange to have a large music festival play there.

Guaranteed it will rain within minutes of the first act hitting the stage....

Problem solved.

Any time there's a festival here, a gale force wind strikes at about that time. No rain, but it still causes havoc.

No rain here.