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Post Re: Cosmetics you use to smell/ look less like a cave troll
Spiny Norman wrote:
ln the morning, if my face is a little puffy, I'll put on an ice-pack while doing my stomach crunches.
I can do a thousand now.
After I remove the ice-pack, I use a deep-pore cleanser lotion. In the shower, I use a water-activated gel cleanser.
Then a honey-almond body scrub. And on the face, an exfoliating gel scrub.
Then I apply an herb mint facial mask which leave on for ten minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine.
I always use an aftershave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older.
Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm, followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion.



Are you listening to Huey Lewis and the News at the same time?


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Post Re: Cosmetics you use to smell/ look less like a cave troll
Spiny Norman wrote:
ln the morning, if my face is a little puffy, I'll put on an ice-pack while doing my stomach crunches.
I can do a thousand now.
After I remove the ice-pack, I use a deep-pore cleanser lotion. In the shower, I use a water-activated gel cleanser.
Then a honey-almond body scrub. And on the face, an exfoliating gel scrub.
Then I apply an herb mint facial mask which leave on for ten minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine.
I always use an aftershave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older.
Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm, followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion.



F'in' hell matey! you Narcissus or summit?

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Spiny Norman wrote:
ln the morning, if my face is a little puffy, I'll put on an ice-pack while doing my stomach crunches.
I can do a thousand now.
After I remove the ice-pack, I use a deep-pore cleanser lotion. In the shower, I use a water-activated gel cleanser.
Then a honey-almond body scrub. And on the face, an exfoliating gel scrub.
Then I apply an herb mint facial mask which leave on for ten minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine.
I always use an aftershave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older.
Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm, followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion.



F'in' hell matey! you Narcissus or summit?


He's quoting American Psycho, you fucking FAIL.


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Spiny Norman wrote:
ln the morning, if my face is a little puffy, I'll put on an ice-pack while doing my stomach crunches.
I can do a thousand now.
After I remove the ice-pack, I use a deep-pore cleanser lotion. In the shower, I use a water-activated gel cleanser.
Then a honey-almond body scrub. And on the face, an exfoliating gel scrub.
Then I apply an herb mint facial mask which leave on for ten minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine.
I always use an aftershave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older.
Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm, followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion.



Are you listening to Huey Lewis and the News at the same time?


Yes.

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I opened this thread for the laughs.

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I opened this thread for the laughs.


Do you feel conned?


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Sometimes i wash my bollocks and occasionally i go out in the rain.

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Palmers Cocoa Butter with Vitamin E.
Various aftershaves and colognes depending on what I fancy.
Dove soap.

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Termoid wrote:
Green Man wrote:
I opened this thread for the laughs.


Do you feel conned?


No Dude, I've got to give props to you. You've done a good job on this one.

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Post Re: Cosmetics you use to smell/ look less like a cave troll
Termoid wrote:
Cuntmuncher wrote:
Spiny Norman wrote:
ln the morning, if my face is a little puffy, I'll put on an ice-pack while doing my stomach crunches.
I can do a thousand now.
After I remove the ice-pack, I use a deep-pore cleanser lotion. In the shower, I use a water-activated gel cleanser.
Then a honey-almond body scrub. And on the face, an exfoliating gel scrub.
Then I apply an herb mint facial mask which leave on for ten minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine.
I always use an aftershave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older.
Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm, followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion.



F'in' hell matey! you Narcissus or summit?


He's quoting American Psycho, you fucking FAIL.



oh no how will i sleep tonight? terminal fail arrraaagh!

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Post Re: What Do You Keep in Your Manbag? Metrosexual Thread.
Get yo'self a Hoxton Herrgrupenfuhrer, them's all the rage at the moment. But some red trousers too, then we can hang out on Old Street.


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Please do.


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Dreadful Dr Dee wrote:
Get yo'self a Hoxton Herrgrupenfuhrer, them's all the rage at the moment. But some red trousers too, then we can hang out on Old Compton Street.


I thought you already did.

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Who the fuck carries a bag? I dont even own a wallet cos its too much like a purse.

You Fairies.

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yailbloor wrote:
Who the fuck carries a bag? I dont even own a wallet cos its too much like a purse.

You Fairies.


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yailbloor wrote:
Who the fuck carries a bag? I dont even own a wallet cos its too much like a purse.

You Fairies.


I have a backpack. Take it everywhere. Gotta keep me sketchbook and stuff with me. Drawing people when I'm out and about. Also laptop.

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yailbloor wrote:
Who the fuck carries a bag? I dont even own a wallet cos its too much like a purse.

You Fairies.



I wrap my cards & bills up in elastic bands and keep them in my front pocket. That's my "wallet".

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yailbloor wrote:
Who the fuck carries a bag? I dont even own a wallet cos its too much like a purse.

You Fairies.


Fairy gayers is the correct term.

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