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Post Do YOU have the right to live in the UK?
Practice Citizenship test, I got 67% and that is a "fail", so will no doubt have my front door battered down, the shit kicked out of me and then hopefully get deported to Australia.

This test is a fucking joke.

http://www.ukcitizenshiptest.co.uk/


Sun Aug 04, 2013 11:51 am
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Yay I got 46%. I'm more fucked than you.

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Sun Aug 04, 2013 12:10 pm
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You will be sent to the Anthrax Islands


Sun Aug 04, 2013 12:14 pm
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I got excited for a minute, I just throught I'd have to listen thrash a lot and be pestered by bald men with sill beards about the evils of downloading music. But those places don't sound very nice.

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They are all more fun than hanging out with Scott Ian.


Sun Aug 04, 2013 12:22 pm
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Post Re: Do YOU have the right to live in the UK?
I'm astonished to say I got 71%. Still a fail though, apparently.

I'd be interested to see what score the Little Englander types like Moth, Mali, and that guy who had a massive thing about "Muslim gangs" would get.

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58%.

That actually suggests I was lucky with my guesses. But can anybody tell me how it would matter to know if there are 14 or 15 million people under the age of xx in the UK?


Sun Aug 04, 2013 12:47 pm
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54% I thought I did much better than that.

I got wrong
The Number of parliamentary constituencies
I didn't think Ulster Scots was a dialect in Northern Ireland
The Year Women got the right to divorce their husband
Types of people who get free prescriptions
The number of poepple 19 and under in the UK
Percentage of Muslims
Two groups who can vote in a UK election
Name of the official report of the proceedings of Parliament
When a by-election is held

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I didn't bother checking which ones I got wrong, a good few most have been lucky guesses.


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Sun Aug 04, 2013 1:02 pm
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38%, I deserve to go back where I came from.

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Sun Aug 04, 2013 1:05 pm
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As an Englishman i don't recognise this test as it's obviously been written by all sorts of illegal immigrants from the UK.

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Sun Aug 04, 2013 1:27 pm
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oneleggedpunk wrote:
As an Englishman i don't recognise this test as it's obviously been written by all sorts of illegal immigrants from the UK.


The first question is "How many legs do you have?"


Sun Aug 04, 2013 1:30 pm
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No it wasn't it was 'Are the Welsh sheep shagging cunts', i got that one wrong.

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Post Re: Do YOU have the right to live in the UK?
You would have answered "yes" to that, so that means it is not true.


Sun Aug 04, 2013 1:36 pm
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It is in England and that's all that matters.

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Sun Aug 04, 2013 1:39 pm
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Wales is in England?


Sun Aug 04, 2013 1:42 pm
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But we don't wan't it. At this moment in time we have a load of Eastern Europeans digging along the border to properly separate us from you, except for Gwynt y Ddraig as they make nice Cider.

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38%, no one's dragging me back to Muslimland, I will fight them on the beaches.

No one even born here gives a shit about the answers to those questions, never mind immigrants.


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Post Re: Do YOU have the right to live in the UK?
50%. I am half-immigrant by marriage.


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Post Re: Do YOU have the right to live in the UK?
But you do anyway, whatever silly legal nonsense your kind pulls. Moth knew the truth.


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