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Post Things that don't exist
This is mostly for music probly, but there's other stuff too - so it goes into General Discussion I suppose. Anyway, to get it started...

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Misfits after 1983
Lord of the Rings films
Dead Kennedys after 1986

Something that will not exist...
a Blade Runner sequel

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Manowar rerecordings
Ozzy Osbourne's career as a clown
Dylan Dog movie
That cover of Holy Diver


Thu Aug 08, 2013 1:00 pm
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Glen Danzig is probably glad that the Misfits reformed. He has made more money off them since the reformation than he did when he was in the band.

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Those MegadetH and Ozzy re-recordings too.

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That Wicker Man remake never happened, thank fuck.

Venom never made any albums without the original line up.

Deep Purple haven't done anything without Blackmore, Paice and Lord. That would be silly.

There is no Thin Lizzy post 1983.

And no Guns N Roses post August 31 1991.

Journey split up after Frontiers, everybody knows that. They did help Perry with his Raised On Radio album though.


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Glen Danzig is probably glad that the Misfits reformed. He has made more money off them since the reformation than he did when he was in the band.


He might well be, if it ever happened. Which it definitely didn't.


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The Star Wars prequels,
Star Trek IV,
Metallica after And Justice,
The Highlander TV series,
1980s Yes and Genesis,
A Momentary Lapse of Reason and The Final Cut,
Nu metal,
Dream Theater.

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There are no Alien films after Aliens and no Predator films after Predator 2.

There are no sequels to Blade.

There are no Conan stories written by anyone other than Robert E. Howard.

There are no live-action Transformers films.

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Highlander sequels


There can be only one

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Things I don't like.

I tried to search for that phrase but every word is too common and it wouldn't search. We've definitely done this before and if the search ahd worked, there'd be a Rob style list of the previous threads. So...

Hovel.


Thu Aug 08, 2013 1:50 pm
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Shallowthing wrote:

There are no Conan stories written by anyone other than Robert E. Howard.


Fucking this. Especially by Robert Jordan. At least Carter and de Camp had their hearts in the right places, though misguidedly, but that cunt had no right.


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Sparkle Motion wrote:
1980s Yes and Genesis


Oooooh no, Drama has its moments (Machine Messiah is so much heavier than anything Asia ever did) and 90125 is great in ('80s) context. I'm sure I saw the video on Swap Shop.

Duke, Abacab and Genesis are great records, the 'Home by the Sea'/'Second Home by the Sea' diptych is bloody brilliant and I'll mud-fight anyone who disagrees with me.

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A Momentary Lapse of Reason and The Final Cut


I kind of agree on The Final Cut, whereas 'The Gunner's Dream' is a brilliant song much of the rest of the album leaves me cold, it's more like a Roger Waters solo album (which it kinda is) and sounds too similar to 'The Pros and Cons of Hitchhiking' for my taste. The anti-war message is very strong though and very relevant (again in context of the jingoistic post-Falklands Thatcher-love that took this poor country over).

As much as I should *hate* 'A Momentary Lapse of Reason', I really love the record and much prefer it to 'Wish You Were Here', 'Animals', 'The Wall' and 'The Final Cut'. I think it is very consistent and contains some great tunes. I saw the band (at Maine Road) on the tour, and the prevalence of mullets on the backing band was comical.

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Indiana Jones 4, there was talk of it but it never happened


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Indiana Jones 4, there was talk of it but it never happened

Yes, thankfully that was wisely scrapped. The 5th one will never exist either.

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Prince albums made after the 1980s - sadly he died right at the end of the 80s, but at least that meant he was recognised as the genius he was, rather than just going on a bit and making everyone think he was a weirdo.

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The Wretch wrote:
Venom never made any albums without the original line up.


Prime Evil and CBTS are good and Resurrection isn't bad.

The Wretch wrote:
There is no Thin Lizzy post 1983. And no Guns N Roses post August 31 1991.


Yes.


Also...there are no Carcass albums before Necrotism... :P

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Mali wrote:
The Wretch wrote:
Necrotism... :P


What's that?


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AC/DC don't exist. Ever.


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The Go Compare and cunting Compare the Meerkat adverts do not exist and no one has ever thought of them, including me, who just wrote about them.


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I would have lots to say about things but they don't exist, so i have nothing to say.

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