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Post Would you rather be a Master Jedi or Sith Lord?
I'm not particularly privy to making this a poll since its more of a direct question than something our regulars should vote on. Would you rather be a Sith Lord with unlimited powers in the force from lifting moons to being able to create life, or would you rather be a companion of a green midget who speaks bad English and is close to dying? What Sith lords would you take influence from, or conversely what Jedi can you tolerate long enough to become a Padawan of? Or you can take the third path and become an amoral Dark Jedi.

The choice is yours.

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Post Re: Would you rather be a Master Jedi or Sith Lord?
When I was younger I used to think Darth Maul was one of the coolest characters I'd ever seen in a movie. I guess he was influential in that sense. I know next to nothing about Star Wars beyond that portrayed in the films, so when you depict the situation as you have above, I'd have to say Sith Lord, in the hope of learning from Maul; I'd love to have the honour of killing Liam Neeson.


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Post Re: Would you rather be a Master Jedi or Sith Lord?
Sith Lords always look cooler, however...good always triumphs over evil. It's just the way of the monomyth. So as Sith Lord I'd be more prone to death, which I don't fancy. So Jedi it is.

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I went to see Star wars the week it was released ,I cant remember how old I was I have never bothered with it since .


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Post Re: Would you rather be a Master Jedi or Sith Lord?
I would rather have social skills.


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Post Re: Would you rather be a Master Jedi or Sith Lord?
The Golden Fang wrote:
I would rather have social skills.


You're not having much luck then. You'd be better off being a Sith Lord, at least you'd have an excuse for your social stigma then.


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Xes' Hairy Rectum wrote:
The Golden Fang wrote:
I would rather have social skills.


You're not having much luck then. You'd be better off being a Sith Lord, at least you'd have an excuse for your social stigma then.


There appears to be an enormous pile of ironing on this internet.


Wed Oct 02, 2013 1:00 pm
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I'd take anti-biotics and I'd be neither.

THAT WOULDN'T WORK BECAUSE THAT NEVER HAPPENED.

SHUT UP, I HATE YOU.


Wed Oct 02, 2013 5:06 pm
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Xes' Hairy Rectum wrote:
You're not having much luck then. You'd be better off being addicted to expensive poor-quality Black Metal, at least you'd have an excuse for your social stigma then.


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Post Re: Would you rather be a Master Jedi or Sith Lord?
I'd like to be a trainee.

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Sith Lord.

We look good and have more fun than Jeddy's!

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Han Solo.


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Princess Leah or whatever she's called so I could fiddle with me diddies.


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Post Re: Would you rather be a Master Jedi or Sith Lord?
Han Solo or Lando Calrissian.

Both of them are two cool dudes.


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Post Re: Would you rather be a Master Jedi or Sith Lord?
The best star was setting is The Old Republic. The films (all of them) are shit in comparison to the storytelling Bioware did in those games.

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Get fucked.


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Post Re: Would you rather be a Master Jedi or Sith Lord?
Go back and play Knights of The Old Republic and don't tell me it's got more depth than all of the films.

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Post Re: Would you rather be a Master Jedi or Sith Lord?
You didn't say depth, you said storytelling. The original trilogy is classic storytelling, mostly because Lucas had the sense to steal it off Joseph Campbell. KOTOR had a good story, but for this kind of thing you can't beat a classic Hero's Journey mythcycle - you should know that.


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Proper wizards > space wizards


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They're more Mystic Warriors than Wizards. Also, Google gives me this for "Space Wizard", which is pretty much what the inside of your soul looks like:

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