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I think Cheryl Cole is hot. Sorry.


Of course she's hot. I'm not saying I wouldn't - fuck yeah, I would!

But I wouldn't be gentle. Oh no.

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Still a stupid tattoo though.

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Yup. Gonna look awful when she's pissing herself in the corner of the retirement home.

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Yup. Gonna look awful when she's pissing herself in the corner of one of her many houses with a personal staff and medical team providing expert and round the clock care to maintain her utmost comfort at all times..


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Yup. Gonna look awful when she's pissing herself in the corner of one of her many houses with a personal staff and medical team providing expert and round the clock care to maintain her utmost comfort at all times..


It'd still look awful though.

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It would, and I probably still would.


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Cheryl Cole is a good looking lass, which is handy, seeing as she has no discernible talent or personality to speak of.


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It's heavy going seeing that again. Two crack shots, one eye each. Man....

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Cheryl Cole is a good looking lass, which is handy, seeing as she has no discernible talent or personality to speak of.


She can dance better than you, Wretch. Don't be jelly. Sorry/not sorry.


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One of my favourite people is from Newcastle. She's Not Attractive and douses herself in extremely pungent perfume but she's great fun. I don't think she's Cheryl Cole, though.

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Astro Black wrote:
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Cheryl Cole is a good looking lass, which is handy, seeing as she has no discernible talent or personality to speak of.


She can dance better than you, Wretch. Don't be jelly. Sorry/not sorry.


I'm a fucking holocaust on the dance floor Was, surprisingly nimble for a fat chap.

Anyway, from what I've seen she's no better than your average rent a dancer, so it still doesn't explain her current level of adulation.

I do rather like the combination of a pretty girl with a geordie accent though. No idea why.


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If you'd bothered to watch the program where Girls Aloud all did a specialism you'd see that Cheryl has a distinct back history in dance, particularly street dance, and it was noted how quickly she picks up routines and nails them.

She was hotter when she was younger, she got a bit skinny after her break up, but she's definitely hot.

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I stand corrected, it was street dance she wanted to learn, but she still managed it.



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Fair enough. Still doesn't make sense to me that she is so hyped and admired, she's no more talented than most professional dancers, so I don't see how it is marketable as star quality, she is still a personality vacuum. She isn't as likeable as say Kylie, nor does she have the ability to entertain like Beyonce, and her musical output is even weaker than either of those too.


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Lol at 'street dance'.

Like most pop stars, there's no reason for her to exist whatsoever. Nothing to offer other than fuel for tabloids.

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I'd fuck her over Kylie and Beyonce though.


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I'd say Kylie would be reet dirty though.


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I'd fuck her over Kylie and Beyonce though.


Oh, obviously. Especially considering that Beyonce is a man and I'm straight. Kylie's a bit rubbery these days (still would).

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I'd fuck her over Kylie and Beyonce though.


Oh, obviously. Especially considering that Beyonce is a man and I'm straight. Kylie's a bit rubbery these days (still would).



Rubbery?? :lol: what do you mean by that?


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I would rather shag a katoey than CC!


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