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Author:  Termoid [ Mon Jun 23, 2014 6:44 am ]
Post subject:  Indoor baseball cap wearing cunt status clarification.

As we all know wearing sunglasses indoors immediately elevates the wearer to the status of 'cunt'. Can the same be said of wearing a baseball cap indoors?

Author:  Cuchulainn [ Mon Jun 23, 2014 8:52 am ]
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Option 3, obviously.
In fact, hats of any style are un-metal by nature.

Author:  oldskull [ Mon Jun 23, 2014 10:34 am ]
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What about Hi-hats?

Author:  Annihislater [ Mon Jun 23, 2014 11:25 am ]
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Entirely depends on the scenario.

Just popping inside to get something - leaving it on is probably more efficient.
Knowingly spending time inside and wearing any sort of had - you're a nobber.

Author:  Gene Machine [ Mon Jun 23, 2014 12:40 pm ]
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Triple points score if the wearee is going bald.

Author:  Clint Ruin [ Mon Jun 23, 2014 4:14 pm ]
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Over twelve years old and still doing this is seriously pushing it.

Still, it's a useful way of identifying bellends, I suppose.

Author:  Chantler [ Mon Jun 23, 2014 4:22 pm ]
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Clearly we need a 'people who call people cunts based on what they're wearing are far, far bigger cunts than the cunts who wear a thing that the cunt disapproves of you fucking stupid fucking cunts' status clarification.

I've only just found that wearing a hat at a gig means I don't have sweat pouring into my eyes. It's also self-evident that if you're coming in and out of a venue quite a lot on a sunny day it's a pain to take the hat off and try and roll it up and put it in a pocket, just so that a bunch of sneering cunts don't think you're a cunt.

In other words, grow up you cunts.

Author:  Termoid [ Mon Jun 23, 2014 6:02 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Indoor baseball cap wearing cunt status clarification.

Chantler wrote:
Clearly we need a 'people who call people cunts based on what they're wearing are far, far bigger cunts than the cunts who wear a thing that the cunt disapproves of you fucking stupid fucking cunts' status clarification.

I've only just found that wearing a hat at a gig means I don't have sweat pouring into my eyes. It's also self-evident that if you're coming in and out of a venue quite a lot on a sunny day it's a pain to take the hat off and try and roll it up and put it in a pocket, just so that a bunch of sneering cunts don't think you're a cunt.

In other words, grow up you cunts.


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Author:  Gene Machine [ Mon Jun 23, 2014 6:48 pm ]
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Chris do you wear it sideways or the classic 'rim at the back'?

Author:  bás [ Mon Jun 23, 2014 7:35 pm ]
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A friend of mine is part of the hat and beard brigade. A silly bunch of wannabe artistes who are really just claiming social welfare while maybe picking up a guitar or writing a few lines of poetry every once in a while.
This has reinforced for me that hats are a bit daft.

Author:  xBroskix [ Mon Jun 23, 2014 8:00 pm ]
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Chantler wrote:
Clearly we need a 'people who call people cunts based on what they're wearing are far, far bigger cunts than the cunts who wear a thing that the cunt disapproves of you fucking stupid fucking cunts' status clarification.

I've only just found that wearing a hat at a gig means I don't have sweat pouring into my eyes. It's also self-evident that if you're coming in and out of a venue quite a lot on a sunny day it's a pain to take the hat off and try and roll it up and put it in a pocket, just so that a bunch of sneering cunts don't think you're a cunt.

In other words, grow up you cunts.


You go girl :D

Author:  oneleggedpunk [ Mon Jun 23, 2014 8:02 pm ]
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Gene Machine wrote:
Chris do you wear it sideways or the classic 'rim at the back'?


No, he wears it at a jaunty angle.

Author:  Chantler [ Tue Jun 24, 2014 12:54 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Indoor baseball cap wearing cunt status clarification.

In all seriousness, it depends what way the sun's facing. Why would anyone want to see my hair, anyway? I'd rather see a Paulton's Park trucker cap than some dweebo's lank damp fringe.

Author:  Gene Machine [ Tue Jun 24, 2014 8:50 am ]
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Is it neon?

Does it have radioactive pizza sharks on it?

Author:  Chantler [ Tue Jun 24, 2014 10:47 am ]
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It's camouflage, so I can stalk through the wood unnoticed. My dad got five for a pound at Asda.

Author:  The Wretch [ Tue Jun 24, 2014 5:32 pm ]
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Chantler wrote:
It's camouflage, so I can stalk through the wood unnoticed.


I have one of them. It adds an air of hillbilly menace to my white trash style.

Author:  Necrolee [ Tue Jun 24, 2014 7:37 pm ]
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I voted no. I am bald, I hate being bald. I constantly wear a cap to cover this up and I wear it in the pub if I can get away with it. I don't think I'm a cunt, but then you may disagree with that.

Author:  Stuffstuff [ Tue Jun 24, 2014 7:38 pm ]
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Baldness is great. Embrace it.

Author:  andrew [ Tue Jun 24, 2014 11:45 pm ]
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i only wear baseball caps with baseball teams on the front of them ,its my rule

Author:  Steven [ Wed Jun 25, 2014 1:14 am ]
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I've got messy ginger hair, a cap is a necessity.

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