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Okay, not entirely serious and not sure if people would actually reply (I'm hoping crommie and mali will) but as a light hearted thread what is the weirdest thing you've knocked one off to?

This thread idea came from the recent discussion in the film thread about Human Centipede, which reminded me of the scene in the first film where one woman finally defecates into the other victim's mouth.


Wed Aug 06, 2014 9:31 am
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Oh, I'm game for this thread! It's only in public after all...

Pics of friends' armpits is the most obvious answer, but recently in terms of actual porn I've gone through a phase of black girls being jizzed on by white guys (I have no idea where that one came from), amateur facials (in particular the ones where the lady winces and / or laughs as it hits her) and a brief foray into really fat chicks.

I think mates' armpits is the weirdest though. Even I know that's a tad creepy...

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Come on Jess, you can't leave me here all on my own!

Girls pissing too, that's a not so recent one I go into, but that was posted in the Glass Dildo thread.

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Babestation daytime

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The bassist from Sea Bastard in a dress!


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I'll probably have some new photos for you soon, Turdy, it's been a while since I got glammed up and looked FABULOUS!

You're all being coy, answer Jess' question, you can't just leave me, Mali and Fhil to humiliate ourselves with weird fetishes!

Actually, I was trying to explain my interest in sexuality to a lady recently, and rapidly dug myself in a hole about finding gay men getting AIDS in purpose interesting. I then made it all worse by elaborating on my mate who likes Thai prostitutes vomiting on him and shagging ladyboys...

"This isn't on the forum Crom, it's real life, just shut up. Oh for fuck sake don't ask her to list Slayer albums and say which Judas Priest album she likes best!"

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Pitchurz of dinersores


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Pandora Peroxide.


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Pitchurz of bigfoots


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You're all so vanilla.

Mali will arrive with some kind of sandpaper to the balls story only to be trumped by Jess who has clearly done something weird enough to make him start this thread so he can feel a bit less weird than he does right now.

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Here's a real one.

Once I was in a elevator, or "lift" I suppose, in a hotel and this girl in her late 20s got on. I was about 40 I guess and this woman had the most exquisite, impossible to describe, unbelievable natural scent that I immediately lost my shit. I caught one whiff of her tremendous bouquet and my dick got hard in nothing longer than a lightning flash. Not nasty, not funky, not smelling of sex just this natural air that she created. I started shaking and had to clench my hands into fists for maybe 4 floors. She jumped off, I went up one more floor practically RAN to my room, my olfactory senses on fire and knocked one out in a flash. That scent remains burned into my system forever and I shall marry the next broad who carries such a smell.

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Too many joke answers in this thread, wimps!

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Cromwell wrote:
Pics of friends' armpits is the most obvious answer,


Did they send you the photos knowing you'd knock one off or was it just unassuming photos on facebook?

I did have something for underarms as well and there was some crappy horror TV show set on an island where everyone gets killed. anyway one of the lead chicks is putting on a dress and shows her underarm, something about that scene got to me


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bás wrote:
Pandora Peroxide.


not sure if you are joking or not, but a friend got turned on by ariel in the little mermaid. i'm fairly certain he knocked one off


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Duck wins the thread so far.

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Kizaki Jessica wrote:
Did they send you the photos knowing you'd knock one off or was it just unassuming photos on facebook?


Just ones that pop up in the news feed, same as how occasional great bikini or cleavage ones are posted.

My ex, the one before you met Jess, had lots of lovely looking mates, so there was a phase where it was quite common these pics would crop up. Clubbing pics and the like.

To be honest, it's more voyeuristic than actually wanting specific photos. Just a lady doing their hair, or waving in a vest or the like. Bit of a niche I know, but there we go...

It's always quite funny telling a new girlfriend about liking armpits. The look you get is quite funny. "Really?!?"

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Slightly reminiscent of Duck's story, but not weird. My ex's best mate is a show girl, and the first time topless pics of her turned up on the internet I practically teleported into the bathroom! "I'm going to have a shower!" I had to excuse myself with to her. It was a struggle to not just beat off there and then at her laptop!

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when I was a kid there was a spastic woman that lived in the house below. one day i caught a glimpse of her naked breasts as she was getting dressed in front of a mirror. I would have been around 10 at the time, but the image stayed with me and when I hit puberty that was pretty much the only material I had.

So my answer is The Voyueristic Reflection of a Spastics Tits.


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Arisen wrote:
The Voyueristic Reflection of a Spastics Tits.


Is a brilliant answer!

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I had a bit of a Wam thing for a while, still do a bit. So like people being gunged/slimed/food on them.

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