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Author:  bás [ Thu Aug 07, 2014 9:19 pm ]
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I had a bit of a Wham thing too.

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Author:  Solaris [ Thu Aug 07, 2014 10:25 pm ]
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Wam?

Author:  Annihislater [ Thu Aug 07, 2014 10:26 pm ]
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wet and messy

Author:  Solaris [ Thu Aug 07, 2014 10:30 pm ]
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Oh right. They call that Splosh too, don't they?

Author:  Annihislater [ Thu Aug 07, 2014 10:35 pm ]
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Yeah, though I was always under the impression sloshing was more to do with food specifically, but I'm not sure what I'm basing that off.

For me it was less food, more colourful gunges/slimes/paints, and sometimes more slimy foods like custard. But I think there needed to be nice colour there, like I was less keen on the likes of chocolate sauces and whipped creams, and eggs and stuff, as I found it less visually pleasing.

I once found a tumblr called Wamsplat that seemed pretty good for images. Unfortunately most of the videos were harder to come by without paying, though some did exist free to view. A lot of them were english too, which some how made it seem that bit dirtier as it seemed more real if that makes sense.

I don't think I'm as into it now though.

I've seen it suggested that it goes back to childhood and kids TV shows involving gunge, so for my generation I suppose Get Your Own Back, but Fun House is often cited as being where people think it stems from. I don't know how much truth there is in that theory, but it certainly seems plausible.

Author:  Cromwell [ Thu Aug 07, 2014 10:36 pm ]
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I had to google it too Sol as I only knew the term splosh for that.

I might see if I can manage it at girls squirting milk out their bums into each others' faces.

Got to ramp it up for the 'biggest pervert' poll later this year after Jess and Mali utterly put me to shame a couple of years ago.

Author:  Solaris [ Thu Aug 07, 2014 10:52 pm ]
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Annihislater wrote:
I've seen it suggested that it goes back to childhood and kids TV shows involving gunge, so for my generation I suppose Get Your Own Back, but Fun House is often cited as being where people think it stems from. I don't know how much truth there is in that theory, but it certainly seems plausible.

I'd imagine TISWAS and Noel's House Party would be up there too.

Author:  Fhil [ Fri Aug 08, 2014 12:26 am ]
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Weirdness is a bit subjective isn't it? I'm sure I've wanked it to plenty of things that some folks might find "weird" and others might not. Anyway, for input into this thread, I'll go with Bailey Jay.

Author:  Cromwell [ Fri Aug 08, 2014 12:38 am ]
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Just googled.

I can see why.

Weird is of course subjective, but that's why I liked the Glass Dildo thread and it's a shame it got pulled.

I don't get the attraction at all with feet, but then armpits is hardly standard. That's what makes human sexuality so interesting. I like those phases you go through as well where something just grabs your attention for a while.

Vests and glasses are cool too, but that's quite vanilla in comparison to a lot of what we've all owned up to.

Author:  Cromwell [ Fri Aug 08, 2014 12:50 am ]
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We could open this up to weird places you've masturbated too. That's not incriminating at all.

Waterloo station toilets I found a copy of Razzle or something equally as shit when I was 17 after a gig. That had a quick go. Most toilets of most jobs I've had.

On a side note, I bummed an ex in every room in a house once. My flatmates were not happy when I drunkenly admitted this. I also fucked a girlfriend in some bushes at the end of her road, only to have a car turn in the alley we were in. Turns out it was her step dad who saw my bum bobbing up and down, and he drove me homes after... I fingered a girl in Pompeii too...

Author:  Fhil [ Fri Aug 08, 2014 1:30 am ]
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Cromwell wrote:
Just googled.

I can see why.

Weird is of course subjective, but that's why I liked the Glass Dildo thread and it's a shame it got pulled.

I don't get the attraction at all with feet, but then armpits is hardly standard. That's what makes human sexuality so interesting. I like those phases you go through as well where something just grabs your attention for a while.

Vests and glasses are cool too, but that's quite vanilla in comparison to a lot of what we've all owned up to.

Have you ever watched any underarm centric porn? It does exist!

Author:  Myrddin [ Fri Aug 08, 2014 8:22 am ]
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Cromwell wrote:
I fingered a girl in Pompeii too...



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Author:  Cromwell [ Fri Aug 08, 2014 9:14 am ]
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Fhil wrote:
Have you ever watched any underarm centric porn? It does exist!


Doesn't do it for me. It has to be almost an accidental glance, even in porn it's just when the model is posing with her arms up. Focussing too much on them is just weird.

Author:  Spiny Norman [ Sat Aug 16, 2014 11:57 pm ]
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Cromwell wrote:
black girls being jizzed on by white guys (I have no idea where that one came from), amateur facials (in particular the ones where the lady winces and / or laughs as it hits her) and a brief foray into really fat chicks.

Those.
Really can't think of anything strange to be honest. I prefer the amateur side but I'm basically a fairly vanilla wanker tbf.

Author:  ChrisLiebing [ Sun Aug 17, 2014 2:39 am ]
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When I was 16 I jacked off to the Hanson Mmmbop video; but I genuinely thought they were chicks.

Author:  lawnchair redux [ Sun Aug 17, 2014 6:17 am ]
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How I've missed this place. This is practically the first thread on the 'new posts' list.

Author:  The Wretch [ Sun Aug 17, 2014 8:10 am ]
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Crom's ex.


Too soon?

ChrisLiebing wrote:
When I was 16 I jacked off to the Hanson Mmmbop video; but I genuinely thought they were chicks.


So you are saying you aren't gay, but you do like cake?

Author:  Annihislater [ Sun Aug 17, 2014 10:37 am ]
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Just had a wafty crank at the though of Wretch knocking one out to croms ex.

Author:  Ed Blackadder [ Sun Aug 17, 2014 6:21 pm ]
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Chantler will be along in a minute to tell us how great Wafty Crank's 1973 album "Warm Bread, Hard Rock" is.

Author:  Solaris [ Sun Aug 17, 2014 6:37 pm ]
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:lol:

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