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I've just found out my dad got married last month in American to his long term partner, Ann. :shock:

They decided on the spot to find out what the procedure was, so my dad and his (male) friend when to the registry office to inquire.
"Me and my partner want to get married, what do we have to do," he asked innocently.
"Sorry, we don't do single sex marriages here." Was the reply.

Apparently "partner" means gay lover in those parts!
Hahaha!


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I should of done that in the first place.

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Should have.

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Shud ov wot?

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TRC wrote:
Shud ov wot?

Summet?.

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Beermoth wrote:
TRC wrote:
Shud ov wot?

Summet?.


Watt summet!

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Hello and welcome to The Wurzels Online.

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Innit.

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Well I think It's time for...

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UMMMMMMMMMMMM Cider.

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Cider reminds me too much of being 15, getting pissed on the park and puking up everywhere.

Fuck it.

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Bottles of Olde English and a £3 deal in the park, they were good days.

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Merrydown was my choice. Sometimes Thunderbird(s)(?) too.

Both ghastly. But fucking hell, I could take on the World!

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Merrydown was a treat when i had more money but Thunderbird is fucking vile shit.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y7D_53d0 ... re=related

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James wrote:
EDIT: just realised this is quite old, sorry if you've seen thids before

http://www.centernegative.com/2009/03/zalgo-he-comes/


I hadn't, and am extremely glad that I now have. Cheers.


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it's all about
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mixed with iced tea.


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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iVtWTer3M64


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James wrote:
I've see the future of music, and it's name is Cunthunt 777

Seriously, it's like Skarhead meets 25 Ta Life, only more retarded


Ha, I saw a few seconds of that yesterday but had to go out. I am glad I got to see the rest (I think I am glad anyway).

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James wrote:
I've see the future of music, and it's name is Cunthunt 777

Seriously, it's like Skarhead meets 25 Ta Life, only more retarded


No need to hunt cunts, they're all in that video.

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