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Yeah morning after sex with a mild bang over is the bestestest

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Drunk sex is more fun with a girlfriend as you then start doing stuff you wouldn't normally, but in one night stand scenario you need to be on the game a bit so you can impress.

Morning after is always fun as you're both naked by then, none of the getting there malarky, you can just fumble, spoon and cum. Great fun.

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I never cum if I'm drunk, makes me look like a right stud, next morning I'm a two pump chump

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I did the great one of taking a viagra as I was struggling to get it up and she was quite keen. We both fell asleep. Woke up, went like clappers for a bit but the headache kicked in hard, and we fell asleep again.

Walked her to station in morning, had a nap at home, then the viagra kicked in properly!

Bastard!

It was like being in a tent under my duvet!

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Sat Sep 27, 2014 10:24 pm
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Fill your heads with heavy metal thundeeeer! Heavy metal thundeeeeeerrrrrr!!!

I'm full of beef stroganoff, Guinness and the power of heavy fucking metal. It is fucking awesome. If you don't know, you'll never fucking know.


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I had the nicest Guinness of my life last night, in a pub I seldom visit. I'm not a regular Guinness drinker but I'll be going there more often in future, I think.

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I only started drinking it again recently, my cousin and her partner run a pub so I sometimes drop in for a few on a Sunday, they do a good pint. Busy enough little place but you can still relax, and they don't let cunts drink there. Apart from me, obviously.

This Saturday is the first anniversary of them taking it over, should be a good night. A few free pints for your uncle Wretch into the bargain. Oh aye.


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I was drunk last night talking politics with OLP on Facebook. Then gave the gf a lecture on the history of economic depression and recessions past. I am a real fucking catch! Who needs viagra?


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Haha, good work!

Who needs viagra?

I can't remember if I posted this already, but it'll do for here. My Friday night adventures certainly needed help as I was thumbing it in from being too drunk and tired.

"I know, I'll take a viagra" thinks I. Falls asleep. Wakes up with headache. Manages it for a bit. Falls asleep again.

Walks lady to train station then goes back to bed, and now the viagra kicks in properly! I'm trying to sleep and the fucking thing will not go down!!!

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I have no money and the only alcohol I have is spirits.

I will be posting in this thread soon.

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Still on a break from the booze so sat here with a tea. Have to drive to Liverpool soon to go and pick the missus up anyway.


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I had the nicest Guinness of my life last night, in a pub I seldom visit. I'm not a regular Guinness drinker but I'll be going there more often in future, I think.

Is Guinness better in Ireland? I think its a myth to be honest ,


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I haven't noticed any difference between Guiness in the UK and Ireland, there is a difference between Australian and NZ Guiness and the Irish and British stuff though, it's a bit lighter. My friend works in the drinks industry and she says they tinker with ingredients from nation to nation to suit local palates.


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Cromwell drinking a lot of cider doesn't count as friend working in the drinks industry . . .


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He is My Friend Who Keeps the Drinks Industry Afloat.


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Working in the drinks industry for about five years certainly didn't help my alcohol consumption stay low, that's for sure.

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Solaris wrote:
I had the nicest Guinness of my life last night, in a pub I seldom visit. I'm not a regular Guinness drinker but I'll be going there more often in future, I think.

Is Guinness better in Ireland? I think its a myth to be honest ,

I've only had it in Ireland so couldn't say. Anyone I know who's sampled it abroad has said it's generally better, yes but it's not impossible to get a decent pint overseas. It's brewed all over the world, to different strengths and 'styles'. The Nigerian stuff is supposedly amazing, but ridiculously strong (7+%).

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I don't know if there is any difference in general quality, just in how it is poured.


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I watched a Diageo video.

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My dad reckons Irish guiness is better. He said it's probably the water over there that's used affects the taste. I'd like to try it, guiness is pretty nice even here.

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