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Shit, got carried away there. Carry on.

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It was a pretty mediocre film in my view, but the actress was quite good yes.

I like that it neither glamourised nor demonised the business, but showed it in a more depressing, pathetic light. Odd ending, too.


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Pocahontas (Disney).

Fucking hell, it's a bit dull. The bairn seems to like it and that's all that matters.

2 Native American cliches.

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You should watch The New World instead ;)

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I saw The Godfather Part II in the cinema last night. I still think it's the best of the trio, and I'd go as far as to say miles better than the other two.

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Nah GF 1 edges it. But still my 2 favourite films of all time.

Watched The Magic Flute, a Mozart opera by Ingmar Bergman. Was tough goin. Some of the singers had nice tits. I don't think that's what Ingmar had in mind for me to take from this, but that's the way it is.


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Would you have let them play your magic flute?

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Aye any time, but they're not allowed to sing.


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If they can sing they aren't playing it right ;)

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Tim Burton is remaking Dumbo :lol:

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Johnny depends as?

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With the exception of Big Fish and Frankenweenie, Burton hasn't done anything worth talking about for donkeys years.

The proposed Beetlejuice sequel is the one I'm wary of. I love the original, and I think Keaton will be brilliant, but I don't know if Burton can do something worthy of the name anymore.


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My kids live Charlie and the c chocolate factory, poor fuckers.

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I hope you have explained that Willie Wonker is a big old paedo.


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Watching the Naked Gun films again. On 2.5 now. Childish humour which a bit like Carry On hasn't aged that well, but still quite funny in parts.

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Mr poopy pants

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Tim Burton is remaking Dumbo :lol:


Johnny Depp to voice one of the crows in the style of Uncle Remus from 'Songs Of The South'.

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Some great lines in there.


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Exodus: Gods And Kings - Looked amazing but was a pretty average remake of The Ten Commandments. Decent effects, that's about it. Rushed through everything. Meh.

Unbroken - Nothing you haven't seen before in any/every prisoner-of-war film ever. Even more meh.


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With the exception of Big Fish and Frankenweenie, Burton hasn't done anything worth talking about for donkeys years.

The proposed Beetlejuice sequel is the one I'm wary of. I love the original, and I think Keaton will be brilliant, but I don't know if Burton can do something worthy of the name anymore.


Big Fish was boring as fuck. I'd take Charlie and his chocolates over that any friggin' day!

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Big Fish was great you numpty. Charlie and the kiddie fiddler was fucking shit.


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Testify, brother Wretch.

Watched The Equaliser last night. It was alright, actually. About what you'd expect with Denzel Washington essentially playing the same character as in Man On Fire. Worth a look.


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