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Author:  Solaris [ Sat Sep 25, 2010 4:15 pm ]
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Not funny, though.

Author:  Cromwell [ Sat Sep 25, 2010 4:17 pm ]
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What"s the difference between Pope John Paul II and Maddie McCann? The Pope died a virgin.

What"s pink and covered in cobwebs? Madeleine McCann"s bike.

What have Maddy and Houdini got in common? They both dissapear and they are both dead.

Author:  robitusson [ Sat Sep 25, 2010 4:20 pm ]
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Zagreus wrote:
What"s pink and covered in cobwebs? Madeleine McCann"s bike.

:lol:

Author:  SIAMESE_JESUS [ Sat Sep 25, 2010 8:32 pm ]
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robitusson wrote:
Lisa Lampenelli gets away with a lot. Her audience is liberal as hell, so it's "ok".




Im pretty certain that the majority of what will be posted here will be puerile attempts at being 'outrageous' by making racist and sexist jokes etc, like you did when you were in primary school, but this is simply not funny at all. not even in a OMG thats shocking way. its crass, crude and vulgar non comedy at its very worst. only Andrew Dice Clay has been this bad before.

Author:  hj864 [ Sat Sep 25, 2010 11:06 pm ]
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When people laugh at something that a certain person does not like, they are not actually laughing at it and they never actually found it funny, because it is simply not funny at all.

Author:  hostilesteve [ Sun Sep 26, 2010 6:13 pm ]
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Shut up you skirt wearing fucknugget

Author:  Fhil [ Sun Sep 26, 2010 9:12 pm ]
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WAS wrote:
I agree, that woman isn't that funny. Neither was Andrew Dice Clay.

This. They are both terrible.

Author:  robitusson [ Mon Sep 27, 2010 4:22 am ]
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Morf wrote:
fuck me!

Bend over.

Author:  robitusson [ Mon Sep 27, 2010 7:37 am ]
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No talking!

Author:  Ed Blackadder [ Mon Sep 27, 2010 11:44 am ]
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That Lisa woman was pretty bad. Oh dang, she so out there.

Author:  Moth [ Mon Sep 27, 2010 12:00 pm ]
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I don't know what's up with comedy today ?. What's wrong with just hitting a clown with a piece of wood, now that's funny.

Author:  oneleggedpunk [ Mon Sep 27, 2010 12:51 pm ]
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It's even funnier if the clown is a black, disabled, lesbian, single mother.

Author:  Moth [ Sat Oct 02, 2010 3:23 pm ]
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Quote:
Rugby World Cup Pre-Match Rituals
Seeing as how the All Blacks heighten their motivation by performing "The Haka" before their world cup games, the other nations were asked to suggest appropriate pre-match rituals of their own.



The Scottish team will chant "You lookin' at me Jimmy?" before smashing an Irn Bru bottle over their opponent's heads.



The Irish team will spilt into two, with the Southern half performing a Riverdance, while the Northerners march the Traditional Route from their dressing room to the pitch, via the Southern Half's dressing room.



The Argentineans will unexpectedly invade a small part of opposition territory, claim it as their own "Las In-Goals-Areas" and then be forcibly removed by the Stewards.



Two members of the South African team will claim to be more important than the other thirteen whom they will coral between the posts whilst they claim the rest of the pitch for themselves.



The Americans will not be there until half time. In future years they will alter the records to show that the game only began at half time and that they were in fact the most important team in the tournament. Hollywood will make a film called "Saving No8 Lyle".



Five of the Canadian team will sing La Marsaillaise and hold the rest of the side to ransom.



The Italian team will arrive in red sports cars, sexually harass the female stewards and then run away.



The Spanish will sneak into the other half of the pitch, mow it and then claim that it was all in line with the European "grass quotas". They will then curl up under the posts and have a kip until half time.



The Japanese will attempt to strengthen their team by offering good salaries to the key opposition players (over 35) and then run around the pitch at high speed in a highly efficient manner before buying the ground (with a subsidy from the UK Government).



The French will declare they have new scientific evidence that the opposition are in fact all infected with BSE. They will then park lorries across the halfway line, let sheep lose in the opposition half and burn the officials.



Unfortunately the Welsh suggestion has been vetoed by the RSPCA.



The Australians will have a barbie before negotiating lucrative singing and TV contracts in the UK. They will then invite their mates to come and live with them in Shepherds Bush before beating up all the women on the touchline.



The English team will chat about the weather, wave hankies in the air and attach bells to their ankles for a while before moaning about how they invented the game, and gave it to the world, and how it's not fair that everyone can beat them at it now.

Author:  Termoid [ Sat Oct 02, 2010 3:26 pm ]
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^ I wonder how much of that is actually true?

Author:  Moth [ Sat Oct 02, 2010 3:28 pm ]
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The last one sort of is.

Author:  hostilesteve [ Wed Oct 06, 2010 11:20 pm ]
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i actually had to stop having supprise sex to read that

Author:  D-FLOx [ Wed Oct 06, 2010 11:24 pm ]
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FLAGGED!

Author:  Moth [ Wed Oct 06, 2010 11:36 pm ]
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hostilesteve wrote:
i actually had to stop having supprise sex to read that

Is there much money in that ?.

Author:  Stat_Rad [ Thu Oct 07, 2010 1:39 pm ]
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JCC wrote:
Andrew Dice Clay was funny if you buy into the idea that he was mocking the masculine jocks that watched him, which I think I might. Lisa Lampanelli doesn't have that satirical edge, or even the rumour that her act is actually satirical, she is just a bitch.


yeah, it's hard to say with Clay, because he is always 'on'. but he does try to act hard too. so maybe he just fell into the stereotype himself over the years.

what about the tourettes guy? does he count? that is classic dumb shit right there.

Author:  hostilesteve [ Tue Oct 12, 2010 11:03 am ]
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Beermoth wrote:
hostilesteve wrote:
i actually had to stop having supprise sex to read that

Is there much money in that ?.
its commision based

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