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Just a thread to share really terrible and hilarious film clips. There are some usual suspects I would imagine, but I'll post a few that come to mind to start with.

This was posted earlier by Johnny Guitar. It's horrendous.


A filmclip by 'Nightmare' for the title track of their debut album in 1984. It's essentially the band hanging out in the gym lifting weights together. Not the worst video, but it's pretty bad, and gave me a good laugh.

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Video aside, that Nightmare song was awesome.


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^ Indeed. The song in the video is cut short unfortunately. The album is excellent; would highly recommend.

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I'll let someone else post that Hecate Enthroned video...

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Bulgarian black/folk band Shambless did an awful video of them grimly stalking through forests and castles. It's so bad I can't find it on youtube. Found it on MySpace:
https://myspace.com/shambless/video/sha ... la/7110825


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Damn it, I was going to put the Hot Rockin' video up.

Instead I'll just leave this here.



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Although really, you can't beat hair metal for terrible videos.









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Marq Torien (Bulletboys)

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Fucking hell! He floats in the air as if he were born to do it! Inspiring!

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Not metal, but I love the vid

The Cosmic Psychos are just funny as fuck, intentional or not.



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And this is a Kiwi take on the 80s metal power ballad. Some of this was filmed at the highly exotic site of the Huntly power station... Look out for the guitar solos in silhouette where the chords from the guitars are swinging free, not plugged in to anything.

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Yet another instance of BM parodying itself with music videos. Unintentionally came across this just now. The entire thing is just horrible.

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The Mother North clip felt like a real big deal at the time. It got quite a bit of exposure and seemed almost 'cool'. It is pretty laughable today though, but it has a lot of nostalgic appeal too.

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Strangely had never seen it 'til now. I fail to see anything remotely 'cool' about it, and I have a tendency to appreciate some strange things...

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I love that Mother North video.
Well, parts of it.


Anyway, have this.
It's fantastic.


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Strangely had never seen it 'til now. I fail to see anything remotely 'cool' about it, and I have a tendency to appreciate some strange things...


Well yeah, it's 20 years old, but at the time it definitely had an edge to it, especially if you saw it on cable or something.

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Immortal - Call of the Wintermoon




Immortal - Call of the Wintermoon (Better Version)


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Pegazus.


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The Mother North video is a classic, from the naked bird to Satyrs lovely red shirt I see nothing wrong with it what so ever.


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