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Yeah, we're not near that. Well, Oli probably is, but not the rest of us...

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Fewer dresses and gurning maybe?


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Gurning maybe, but ladies seem to like me in a dress. Not quite sure why...

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Singing tits > singing posters

Though on here they are often the same thing.


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I'd shag you if you looked like Hayley, Crom.


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If I looked like Hayley I wouldn't leave my room.

I'd wear a white vest and stand in front of a mirror pouring cold water over my front.

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Next gigs:

8th Oct opening for Jex Thoth at Boston Music room in London.
18th Oct headline show at Tiki Bar in Plymouth
25th Oct Halloween show, headlining at Prince Albert in Brighton
29th November playing Byker Grave in Newcastle.

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Really wanted to make that Jex Thoth gig, but can't due to work. Even better bill now you monkeys are playing it.

Fuck this life.


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That's a shame, would've been cool to see you again Was. Providing they don't hate us hopefully we'll gig with the again.

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They'll hate you though, and you or that beard bloke will try and bang the singer and it'll all be ugly.


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It's most likely to be me trying to bang things at mo. The others are being good, whereas I have roaming hands.

Maybe I should drive to that show to stop me drinking?

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That won't stop you drinking though. LOLOLZZ


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If you do loads of coke then that counteracts the booze, right?

I read that in Duff's autobiography.

For the record, as this is public, if I drive then there is no booze for Crom that night.

If I don't drive, however, then I am probably cunted.

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Cromwell wrote:
If you do loads of coke then that counteracts the booze, right?


Yes. Speed works in this way also. You'll get the band home quicker this way too. You won't need to stop for food, just for fags and chewing gum. Everyone will be awake for the entire journey chatting LOADS and time will fly by...


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I have a good Sea Bastard thinking it was coke but actually it was speed story from just before a gig, but I shouldn't do that online.

The rhythm section thinking it was meow and actually it was ketamine story is better, but that's one to say face to face so our mums don't read it...

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I'll expect all these next time I'm in Hove . . .

And an AKB48 DVD.


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I also have a good video of two of the band coked up singing along to Gun 'N' Roses, but apparently I'm not allowed to post that online.

Not that any of us have ever taken drugs, obviously.

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It's that other beat combo, See? Bastard!, isn't it?


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Yes, they're the ones in their mid-30s who are trying to be a crap version of Motley Crue and failing at that.

We have children and jobs in rehab, so we behave ourselves.

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Headline shows:

Plymouth 18th Oct
Brighton 25th Oct.

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