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Author:  Cromwell [ Wed Sep 17, 2014 1:03 am ]
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Yeah, we're not near that. Well, Oli probably is, but not the rest of us...

Author:  Blain Cooper [ Wed Sep 17, 2014 1:57 am ]
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Fewer dresses and gurning maybe?

Author:  Cromwell [ Wed Sep 17, 2014 10:58 pm ]
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Gurning maybe, but ladies seem to like me in a dress. Not quite sure why...

Author:  Myrddin [ Thu Sep 18, 2014 1:13 am ]
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Singing tits > singing posters

Though on here they are often the same thing.

Author:  Blain Cooper [ Thu Sep 18, 2014 4:29 am ]
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I'd shag you if you looked like Hayley, Crom.

Author:  Cromwell [ Thu Sep 18, 2014 3:34 pm ]
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If I looked like Hayley I wouldn't leave my room.

I'd wear a white vest and stand in front of a mirror pouring cold water over my front.

Author:  Cromwell [ Sat Sep 27, 2014 6:58 pm ]
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Next gigs:

8th Oct opening for Jex Thoth at Boston Music room in London.
18th Oct headline show at Tiki Bar in Plymouth
25th Oct Halloween show, headlining at Prince Albert in Brighton
29th November playing Byker Grave in Newcastle.

Author:  RaspaWas [ Sat Sep 27, 2014 9:29 pm ]
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Really wanted to make that Jex Thoth gig, but can't due to work. Even better bill now you monkeys are playing it.

Fuck this life.

Author:  Cromwell [ Sat Sep 27, 2014 10:09 pm ]
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That's a shame, would've been cool to see you again Was. Providing they don't hate us hopefully we'll gig with the again.

Author:  RaspaWas [ Sun Sep 28, 2014 9:33 pm ]
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They'll hate you though, and you or that beard bloke will try and bang the singer and it'll all be ugly.

Author:  Cromwell [ Sun Sep 28, 2014 9:54 pm ]
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It's most likely to be me trying to bang things at mo. The others are being good, whereas I have roaming hands.

Maybe I should drive to that show to stop me drinking?

Author:  RaspaWas [ Sun Sep 28, 2014 10:04 pm ]
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That won't stop you drinking though. LOLOLZZ

Author:  Cromwell [ Sun Sep 28, 2014 10:12 pm ]
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If you do loads of coke then that counteracts the booze, right?

I read that in Duff's autobiography.

For the record, as this is public, if I drive then there is no booze for Crom that night.

If I don't drive, however, then I am probably cunted.

Author:  RaspaWas [ Sun Sep 28, 2014 10:14 pm ]
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Cromwell wrote:
If you do loads of coke then that counteracts the booze, right?


Yes. Speed works in this way also. You'll get the band home quicker this way too. You won't need to stop for food, just for fags and chewing gum. Everyone will be awake for the entire journey chatting LOADS and time will fly by...

Author:  Cromwell [ Sun Sep 28, 2014 10:24 pm ]
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I have a good Sea Bastard thinking it was coke but actually it was speed story from just before a gig, but I shouldn't do that online.

The rhythm section thinking it was meow and actually it was ketamine story is better, but that's one to say face to face so our mums don't read it...

Author:  Blain Cooper [ Mon Sep 29, 2014 1:03 am ]
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I'll expect all these next time I'm in Hove . . .

And an AKB48 DVD.

Author:  Cromwell [ Mon Sep 29, 2014 1:40 pm ]
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I also have a good video of two of the band coked up singing along to Gun 'N' Roses, but apparently I'm not allowed to post that online.

Not that any of us have ever taken drugs, obviously.

Author:  Solaris [ Mon Sep 29, 2014 2:11 pm ]
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It's that other beat combo, See? Bastard!, isn't it?

Author:  Cromwell [ Mon Sep 29, 2014 2:17 pm ]
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Yes, they're the ones in their mid-30s who are trying to be a crap version of Motley Crue and failing at that.

We have children and jobs in rehab, so we behave ourselves.

Author:  Cromwell [ Sun Oct 12, 2014 4:33 pm ]
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Headline shows:

Plymouth 18th Oct
Brighton 25th Oct.

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