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 Regarding Siamese Jesus and the accusations of noncehood: 
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Post Regarding Siamese Jesus and the accusations of noncehood:
Guys, I know our ol' buddy Cris Criscris is back, from the good fight of battling fascist dwaves and trying to climb on any girl that will listen to him but please, please can we stop calling him a paedophile, a nonce, a itty bitty titty squitty hitty, a babybel basher, a Early Learner squirter, Calvin and Knobs, any of these.

Those allegations are truly unfounded. Vicious rumours which will no doubt see the end of Terrorizer, both the forums and the mag itself. Plus maybe Doncaster.

Can we please keep the facts in mind. He did not sleep with someone underage. He slept with someone who was barely legal, but legal all the same. When he was around or over 30 years old. Which is not illigal.

Thank you.











Happy, Cris? Hope this does the job for you.

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Post Re: Regarding Siamese Jesus and the accusations of noncehood
Bowing to pressure.

Weak.

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Post Re: Regarding Siamese Jesus and the accusations of noncehood
Have I missed something?

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Post Re: Regarding Siamese Jesus and the accusations of noncehood
Old poster who was accused of shagging an underage lady, allegedly she was of age and it wasn't creepy at all. I don't know the specifics and don't particularly care.

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Nothing has been proved.

It should be pointed out that the initial allegatioin was made on another forum and made its way here by way of gossip.

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Sat Sep 18, 2010 11:33 pm
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Post Re: Regarding Siamese Jesus and the accusations of noncehood
He messaged me threatening to close the forums down.

I went for damage limitation.

The other mods look down at me for it.

WHAT PRICE TO PAY?????

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Post Re: Regarding Siamese Jesus and the accusations of noncehood
But it's Cris!

He's got internet superpowers, man!

HE CAN EVEN CHANGE FUCKING COLOUR!!! HOW CAN I FIGHT AGAINST THAT???

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You, because i have always wondered what it would feel like to get run-over by a bus.


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Post Re: Regarding Siamese Jesus and the accusations of noncehood
Say whatever you want. Deal with the consequences.

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Post Re: Regarding Siamese Jesus and the accusations of noncehood
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But it's Cris!

He's got internet superpowers, man!

HE CAN EVEN CHANGE FUCKING COLOUR!!! HOW CAN I FIGHT AGAINST THAT???

You could just ban her, and forget about it.

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Post Re: Regarding Siamese Jesus and the accusations of noncehood
BUT (S)HE WOULD PROTEST OUTSIDE MY HOUSE, GET HIS MAIL MILITIA TO POOP IN MY BILLS AND HIT HIS HEAD AGAINST THE GROUND AND SAY IT WAS MY FAULT!!!


How can I fight against that onslaught?

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Post Re: Regarding Siamese Jesus and the accusations of noncehood
We all would, if we're honest. It's only creepy when you get to a point when you're twice their age and you could theoretically have fathered someone thier age.

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Post Re: Regarding Siamese Jesus and the accusations of noncehood
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I'd make no bones about it

...or would as the case may be.

Ba-dum!


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Post Re: Regarding Siamese Jesus and the accusations of noncehood
Solaris wrote:
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But it's Cris!

He's got internet superpowers, man!

HE CAN EVEN CHANGE FUCKING COLOUR!!! HOW CAN I FIGHT AGAINST THAT???

You could just ban her, and forget about it.


Seconded. It will probably find a way of coming back though, as it seems to have a lot of spare time on it's hands and nothing better to do.

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Post Re: Regarding Siamese Jesus and the accusations of noncehood
ho hum. one of the posters here dragged up the same old shit and i asked DCI to take it down because i didnt want a repeat of the nonsense from before. he could have done that without making this thread and highlighting it even more and making a much bigger deal of it than was neccessary. oh, and i didnt threaten to shut the forums down, i said that I wasnt going to fuck about (im pretty fed up reading 3rd hand rumour and embellishment from people who dont know me at all) and that he was well aware of what might happen if the offending post was allowed to remain. he has chosen to interpret that as threat when it was nothing of the sort. the only reason I was forced to take things further with the MH forums is because my full name and address had been posted on the board and made a sticky by a moderator with a grudge to bear. its unlikely that would happen here, but i still wont be called a paedophile by morons who really dont know a damn thing about me, my life or anything connected to me.

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Post Re: Regarding Siamese Jesus and the accusations of noncehood
I remember a time when you could say anything to anybody and they wouldnt care because it was the internet, and not real life.

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Post Re: Regarding Siamese Jesus and the accusations of noncehood
This is ridiculous.


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Post Re: Regarding Siamese Jesus and the accusations of noncehood
Steve wrote:
This is ridiculous.


Quite.

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