Yay.

Although a lot of Claypool's solo stuff isn't wildly dissimilar, it's good to have Lalonde back in the fold. Who the hell is this Lane guy?

Huzzah!

Dude, slating post-metal for self-importance is like slating '101 Dalmatians' for having too many dogs in it. That's the whole point. (Isn't it?)

as per usual on blabbermouth it's the comments afterwards that are amusing, yet in this case mirror the responses in this thread.

oh dear, please god no.

If there is any gig I'd like to go to it's this.

I've only waited twenty years to see them.

Fuck it, I'm there!

I saw them twice in 08 and I thought they were pants. i must be a heathen jackass

Megabus... only £1 from Manchester to London. Kip at a train station... get the first bus back..... already planned!

That's what Metal Warriors are like all the time.

"Do you want anything from the bar, Joey?"

"The Mead of Victory, fermented from the hearts of all those who play False Metal! And a packet of Frazzles."

One for Richie here...

Gory 'Death Metal' Teacher Too Gruesome For School.

The Local reports: A trainee high school teacher in Stuttgart who moonlights in a gory death metal band that includes naked, blood-smeared women in its live act, is being threatened with dismissal unless he gives up his music career.

By day, Thomas Gurrath, 29, is a trainee teacher in politics, history and ethics at Hegel Gymnasium in the city's Vaihingen district. By night, he is Thomas "The Bloodbeast" Gurrath, frontman for the gory metal band DEBAUCHERY.

Now, he's been given an ultimatum: it's one or the other. According to daily Bild on Friday, education authorities have told Gurrath he will have to give up the teacher traineeship he began on January 1 unless he quits his band.

Clemens Homoth-Kuhs, spokesman for the regional education authorities, told the paper: "We have in the end agreed that Mr. Gurrath is now to stop his traineeship, but have told him that he can start again under certain conditions."

Read the entire report from The Local.

For more information on DEBAUCHERY, visit the band's official web site.

http://www.roadrunnerrecords.com/blabbe ... mID=139701

That article misses out the most important fact - Debauchery are rubbish:



Putting "Death Metal" in your song title doesn't make it true, even if you mouthfart all the time.

Use of photoshop emboss effect also leads to conclude they're a bit rubbish.
The "certain conditions" that'll let him continue with teacher training - What are they?

Manowar video basically had me laughing from "..rotating meat".

Bevel, Emboss, Drop Shadow, Lens Flare, Motion Blur, COMIC FUCKIN' SANS.

All of these make me rage.

That guy looks like he should be making a Coverdale documentary, not a Manowar one.

...and beyond. Saw them last year they tore it up. With Flynn and Choi driving things, nothing can go wrong. The guitarists they have are both right there too. Not quite the same flair as Burkey weilds, but played great songs quite well.

Are you getting those from Manowar on facebook, Was?

I just saw at the top of the page you guys talking about the Atheist show but I can't be bothered to read the rest of the posts. I hope TRC knows it's been cancelled.

Baha. Yes, it has.

http://www.theunderworldcamden.co.uk/

Alright, have you got the power?

What are Eric and Brian Hoffman doing these days? Anyone?