Pretty much all of Solefald. Can't think of an example but I'll dig out some albums and find one over the next few days

At some point, Wolf will post "pain results in screams".

I was seriously thinking about it. Maybe you could follow it up with anything from the first Cancer album, and then tell us about how you went on tour with them and asked them how you can "drain blood in a gory way".

I feel like a fool.

I can't believe no-one has posted Baby, Disco Is Fuck yet. They're always worth reposting though, I have a new favourite line every time.

I can't do it this time, it's someone else's go. I posted it on Religion Forum a while ago, though, and not a single person responded - they all carried on as if nothing had happened.

My favourite line is the "arrrghh!" at the end, as if he's given up trying to explain how much he hates disco in a foreign language and just starts shouting instead.

For Cancer lyrics I like Witch Hunt more - "fucking your mind with paranoid". ENGLISH AS A FIRST LANGUAGE, seriously.

"I've went crazy with rotten it" and "we rape you like crazy angel" get me every time.

The Last Winged Unicorn by Rhapsody, even by their standards this a corker:

The seven red flames of the cave
are lightning the horrible torture
constricted to see the regrets
to have had the life from his god
Airin sheds black tears supporting the terrible rape
the fury of the sons of the thunder
is breaking the mystical chain

Arwald falls so to his knees
while Akron the black king is laughing
the princess falls down on the stones
with no breath of life anymore
May your ambition lead you to the unholy name
So my soul will fight you forever
in one of the many new hells

From the holy sea of golden flames
flies the last winged unicorn
With its magic breath of innocence
rising to the crystal throne

Skies are spitting holy fire wisdom cries and deadly whispers flow
Flow down to silent mystic shores
Shores of the spirits thirst for vengeance waiting for their holy crystal gate
Gate to the sunny holy lands

"Lands of a timeless world...
an enchanted timeless world like no other...
there where magic flowers paint the cosmic landscape
and noone knows the word... pain!"
Tears of blood and sadness formed the wonderful silent lake
Swans and birds in water games will call Airin's name... her name!

And now is the time to decide
on a way to escape from the cavern
the old silver chains on the wall
are now also trapping their souls
Airin my princess I can not endure all my pain
but I swear to you on my proud name...
you'll open the mystical gate!

From the holy sea of golden flames
flies the last winged unicorn
With its magic breath of innocence
rising to the crystal throne

From the holy sea of golden flames
flies the last winged unicorn
With its magic breath of innocence
rising to the crystal thron

xHeadwalkx- Edgebreak, Facebreak

[This song goes out to everyone who was Straight Edge, is still Straight Edge, has Edge tattoo and will defend Edge with brazz knuckle violence!]...

when you said true til death, do you know what you meant
the edge is lifetime commitment, no it can not be bent
your edge was once so strong, like Magnus Ver Magnuson
but now that it is broken, can we ever be friends again?

you break edge, now change your ways
you break edge, you are disgrace
you break edge, i break your face
edgebreak, facebreak!!!!

your first edge break was shmidt's beer, second you did cocaine
when straight crew finds you, you will suffer pain
we had doubts about you, your edge was in question
now we know you broke, its time for edge retribution

you break edge, now change your ways
you break edge, you are disgrace
you brake edge, i break your face
edgebreak, facebreak


Even though I'm 99.99999999% sure it was all a silly joke I'm pretending it was a serious band.

That's one way of putting it.