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Stevil
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Joined: Sun Apr 18, 2010 6:07 pm Posts: 2823 Location: Northeast
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 Re: Best song with the stupidest lyrics
Pretty much all of Solefald. Can't think of an example but I'll dig out some albums and find one over the next few days
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Painkiller
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Joined: Thu Apr 15, 2010 10:25 am Posts: 28491
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At some point, Wolf will post "pain results in screams".
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Fri Apr 29, 2011 10:11 pm |
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Painkiller
Darth Fucking Vader
Joined: Thu Apr 15, 2010 10:25 am Posts: 28491
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I was seriously thinking about it. Maybe you could follow it up with anything from the first Cancer album, and then tell us about how you went on tour with them and asked them how you can "drain blood in a gory way".
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Fri Apr 29, 2011 10:20 pm |
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Painkiller
Darth Fucking Vader
Joined: Thu Apr 15, 2010 10:25 am Posts: 28491
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 Re: Best song with the stupidest lyrics
I feel like a fool.
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Fri Apr 29, 2011 10:22 pm |
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Ed Blackadder
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Joined: Mon Apr 19, 2010 11:32 pm Posts: 8683
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I can't believe no-one has posted Baby, Disco Is Fuck yet. They're always worth reposting though, I have a new favourite line every time.
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Fri Apr 29, 2011 10:22 pm |
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Painkiller
Darth Fucking Vader
Joined: Thu Apr 15, 2010 10:25 am Posts: 28491
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I can't do it this time, it's someone else's go. I posted it on Religion Forum a while ago, though, and not a single person responded - they all carried on as if nothing had happened.
My favourite line is the "arrrghh!" at the end, as if he's given up trying to explain how much he hates disco in a foreign language and just starts shouting instead.
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Fri Apr 29, 2011 10:25 pm |
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Painkiller
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Joined: Thu Apr 15, 2010 10:25 am Posts: 28491
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For Cancer lyrics I like Witch Hunt more - "fucking your mind with paranoid". ENGLISH AS A FIRST LANGUAGE, seriously.
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Fri Apr 29, 2011 10:28 pm |
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Ed Blackadder
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Joined: Mon Apr 19, 2010 11:32 pm Posts: 8683
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 Re: Best song with the stupidest lyrics
"I've went crazy with rotten it" and "we rape you like crazy angel" get me every time.
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Fri Apr 29, 2011 10:30 pm |
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hj864
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Joined: Thu Apr 15, 2010 10:54 am Posts: 25945
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The Last Winged Unicorn by Rhapsody, even by their standards this a corker:
The seven red flames of the cave are lightning the horrible torture constricted to see the regrets to have had the life from his god Airin sheds black tears supporting the terrible rape the fury of the sons of the thunder is breaking the mystical chain
Arwald falls so to his knees while Akron the black king is laughing the princess falls down on the stones with no breath of life anymore May your ambition lead you to the unholy name So my soul will fight you forever in one of the many new hells
From the holy sea of golden flames flies the last winged unicorn With its magic breath of innocence rising to the crystal throne
Skies are spitting holy fire wisdom cries and deadly whispers flow Flow down to silent mystic shores Shores of the spirits thirst for vengeance waiting for their holy crystal gate Gate to the sunny holy lands
"Lands of a timeless world... an enchanted timeless world like no other... there where magic flowers paint the cosmic landscape and noone knows the word... pain!" Tears of blood and sadness formed the wonderful silent lake Swans and birds in water games will call Airin's name... her name!
And now is the time to decide on a way to escape from the cavern the old silver chains on the wall are now also trapping their souls Airin my princess I can not endure all my pain but I swear to you on my proud name... you'll open the mystical gate!
From the holy sea of golden flames flies the last winged unicorn With its magic breath of innocence rising to the crystal throne
From the holy sea of golden flames flies the last winged unicorn With its magic breath of innocence rising to the crystal thron
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xBroskix
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Joined: Fri Apr 23, 2010 9:00 pm Posts: 3628
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xHeadwalkx- Edgebreak, Facebreak
[This song goes out to everyone who was Straight Edge, is still Straight Edge, has Edge tattoo and will defend Edge with brazz knuckle violence!]...
when you said true til death, do you know what you meant the edge is lifetime commitment, no it can not be bent your edge was once so strong, like Magnus Ver Magnuson but now that it is broken, can we ever be friends again?
you break edge, now change your ways you break edge, you are disgrace you break edge, i break your face edgebreak, facebreak!!!!
your first edge break was shmidt's beer, second you did cocaine when straight crew finds you, you will suffer pain we had doubts about you, your edge was in question now we know you broke, its time for edge retribution
you break edge, now change your ways you break edge, you are disgrace you brake edge, i break your face edgebreak, facebreak
Even though I'm 99.99999999% sure it was all a silly joke I'm pretending it was a serious band.
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oneleggedpunk
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Joined: Fri Apr 16, 2010 9:58 pm Posts: 15202 Location: The wrong side of 50....... just
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Moses The Prophet wrote: Those lyrics are brilliant. That's one way of putting it.
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