Pfft. English language rerecording of this is gay.

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is real.

Quite right. Think of it as an equal opportunities post.

Top 20 Chart Toppers in Ireland of all time! http://www.irishcharts.ie/top_twenty/toptwenty.htm

There's no Fergal Sharkey and no Crystal Swing but don;t worry Sol, Richie Kavanagh's in there.

Shaggy's popular in Ireland isn't he? Is it because he sounds like a gypsy?

Jesus fucking christ. We even went for the wrong version of The Galway Girl.

Don't have a clue who that is. My knowledge of sport is very minimal. He plays rugby for Ireland by the looks of things.

Oh I know her. Quite attractive but her accent is a bit too south county dublin for my liking.

Another plain one, whose accent is justification enough for brutal, slow and gory murder. Her, that is.

Solaris you are clearly the most handsome devil in the universe with magnetism to rival any adonnis.
I really admire your confidence though. Are you married or courting?

Happily long term single. Which is just as well for a fat cunt, really.

Just like me in both ways. You're the kind of person I would probably hang around with if I wasn't such a miserable bastard who prefers my own company and drinking alone to suffering gobshites in pubs.

We should form a power trio.

You'll have to switch to Pepsi. No thin people allowed. We're gonna be heavier than Crowbar and Poison Idea combined.

Do we all have ginger facial hair?

It used to bother me that I couldn't look like George Michael but then I accepted my lovely genes that must seem exotic to some foreign birds somewhere.

Never beyond Europe but I hear Egyptians and Injuns love us and if it wasn't for their strict religious beliefs they'd rape us to death.

It's a little known fact but it's true. I'd say we could get the shift at least if we went to Tokyo.

Or just stay in Paddyland and pay for it.