What's a hesher? And if she's ex-Playboy, why are there no pics of her norks in this thread?

Regardless of the articles, I actually laughed out loud at the header, "Terrorizer spends an evening with the lovely and talented Jill Janus..." which is very close to "She is good and lovely. She has the ability" (which I hope is a reference Tom will get even if no-one else does).

Rob:




Happy?

Oh, and I'm surprised no-one's called her out on being a poseur yet, given her old job as a SUPERCOOL club DJ (DJ Tuesdae).



Stay classy!

Regardless of the whole sexploitation thing, the song is OK, I preferred that the 3IOB, who were shite. Her vocals are fine as well, the scream at the beginning is more extreme than I was expecting, in a good way.

Obviously but apparently still-effective marketing strategy cynically designed to sell a bland sub-Three Inches of Blood melodic metal band to the the "HURR HURR TITTIES" brigade. It's working too, judging by this thread. They sound fuck all like Megadeth though, Steev.

She's quite pretty, though. I'd do her if she promised not to sing or express any opinions about music, even though I'm not keen on the huge comedy (and presumably fake) breasts.

hmmm... Plain, but blonde with massive jugs. Nothing wrong with a selling point I suppose.

I wanted to hate it, but it's actually not bad... just very very average. But at least she can sing a bit... and I don't fancy her before you say anything.

Hmm, yes well... hahaha, I dunno. I have nothing against women playing metal of any sort, in fact I like a lot of bands with female singers... but it's a bit like comedy, comedy and music don't mix well, so if I see a band being funny I tend to think they are probably shit (Lich King for instance) and the same goes for women who try so hard to be 'sexy', getting their tits out and shit. I mean in all honesty it works, would that band have got a spread in Tez and MH based solely on their music? I think not.



Yes, it is, but it's not shit. And it's a lot better than I thought it would be. Remember that last months sack of shit tits-oot band, whose name I can't even remember, with the black girl who didn't really look very black.

Yeah, that's pretty much it. I don't hate it, but it's impossible to be excited about it, and I can't imagine choosing to listen to it if other things are available. I really don't like the vocals either - I like vocals either soaring and triumphant or aggressive and shouty, I get annoyed when they try to be both.

Don't you like Lacuna Coil?

The song on this month's Terrorizer CD is better than that Youtube video.

i picked up issue 222 today, first T i've picked up in a while, and it was a fucking rip off! I can only get the mag from two places now, and it's just too goddamn expensive here! plus there isn't much content anymore.

Just watched it now. Poor really. Has that shitty wumpa-wumpa plastic production sound. Like a shittier Hell or Onslaught maybe. Her jabbs are watchable though. 2 fists.

It amused me that after all the coverage Huntress have been getting lately in the magazine, that their album only got given a 1/5.

Tragic has a new user name or it's a spambot?

i suspect the latter



just watched it. my poor ears there is a six minute of my life that i won't get back

Huntress are a shit gimmick band but the vocalist is fit.

Case closed.

Like Entwined?

Tom can do more.

I love the article!!! And I love all that stuff about dancing naked in the forest. Metal needs more chicks dancing naked in forests!

Job done. It's entertaining and I'm interested. I hope to see lots more of this band.

Why? You looking for a date?