I doff my cap.

It was a strong 4 fist gag.

Bought this whilst I was away - Joey Jordison can go fuck himself. All this bollocks about how 10 months ago he was so devastated by his best friends death that he self-harmed to give himself a lasting memory of him because he won't ever have a tattoo done, but now music has saved him because he has a guitar in his bathroom..........what value does Jordison bring to the mag in terms of it's readership. The man's a reclusive bell-end who doesn't like other people - fine. None of it makes half-decent content for a good article in a magazine.

^ The interview with him went completely over my head.

I think if I was to do an interview like that, I'd ask myself how interesting it is to read for someone who has never heard the band. I mean what does it really communicate? Cos I didn't really get anything from it at all. I've had people close to me die, I like heavy music (not them but that shouldn't matter too much), I've felt alienated on occasion - but nothing in it spoke to me. Written for fans presumably. And seemingly from the point of view that the stuff has more going on than what is just written there. It was totally lost on me. ( /old guy )

He's just "Baring his soul", Kids love that sort of thing $$$. He is just trying to come across as a Tortured artist, " Alienated and misunderstood due to the perceived ignorance or neglect of others who do not understand them and the things they feel are important. They sometimes smoke, experience sexual frustration and recurring heartbreak, and generally appear overwhelmed by their own emotions and inner conflicts. They are often mocked in popular culture for "thinking too much," being quixotic, or coming across as pretentiously adverse to happiness and fun." sounds like young people of today.

The disillusioned yoof innit

God, that looks shit. Perhaps it's nostalgia talking, but I don't think Tez ever looked that fucking stupid or crass in the past.

People who don't want friends and who realise that it's a sickness.

They'll be down with it.

The maggots.

Remember this belter

Fuck it all! Fuck this world!
Fuck everything that you stand for!
Don't belong! Don't exist!
Don't give a shit!
Don't ever judge me!

Right you are Joey.

What are Terrorizer all about with this one.

I thought this nu metal, I'm an outcast, my daddy fingered my bum, everyone hates me shit died out like a decade ago?

It's due to come back into fashion. 2014-ish, I reckon.

I laughed.

Too fucking right!

Slipknot were a good band. You don't need to slate them because their band members are mostly a bunch of idiots. Joey is a fucking tosser though. More so than that bloke from Shining. Gods.

When?

When I was drunk and Scuzz played the song where he hits beer kegs with a baseball bat.

Slipknot are still a good band, despite being a more polished and less vehement version of themselves.