That, too.

A girl taking A-level Philosophy likes slam death metal? Fuck. Kids These Days are very different even from when I was at school.

Stuff You Will Hate love slam - they did Idiot's Guides to Slam here and here. It's a subgenre I can't get my head round, it's even more boneheaded and violent than the most debased beatdown-core. Band names like Infantile Mycocardial Infarction or Impaled Duodenum or Jejunojejunoscopy are always funny though (there is a real band called Slamentation - only 'Enslammified' could beat that).

She also likes Five Finger Death Punch and Black Veil Brides, though, so I don't know how "scene" she really is. I think Slam is her first foray into Extreme Metal, poor cow.

freak her out - give her some Anaal







(Nathrakh - I believe giving her anal would be illegal and cost you your job) or Fleshgod Apocalypse

You seen that Cannibal Corpse/Hour Of Penance tour that's happening Steev? (If you know how Hour of Penance and Fleshgod are related and all.)

Never heard of Hour of Penance am afraid... Don't like da Corpse, either, 'Stripped Raped and Strangled' aside.

Black Dahlia Moida, Skeletonwitch and Fleshgod tour was about a year ago, thinking about it... fuck, good gig that, mind.

Oh yeah TBDM are playing with them too.

The only bree band I ever actually listened to and it was that ^ album as well. I want to say they're ok but even that is a stretch.

Bree, metalcore, deathcore, whatever.

But is it ALL shit, rob? All of it? That's the burning question.

Yes - much like Israel and bad art are too.