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oneleggedpunk
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 Most Punchable in Metal
So we all know who we'd all most like to punch the cunt out of, so apart from the obvious who else is there?
I would like to reincarnate Cliff Burton and punch fuck out of him just for dying and causing the downfall of a once decent band.
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yailbloor
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 Re: Most Punchable in Metal
Mustaine is a given, Lars Ulrich for sure.
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oneleggedpunk
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 Re: Most Punchable in Metal
All of Metallica is a given, they are utter tits.
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Weakling
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Joined: Sun Oct 16, 2011 11:18 am Posts: 1585 Location: Edinburgh
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 Re: Most Punchable in Metal
Not metal unfortunately 
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yailbloor
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 Re: Most Punchable in Metal
He's dead.
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oneleggedpunk
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 Re: Most Punchable in Metal
Reincarnation helps with this thread.
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Steven
Lifer, Deather, Hesher, Whatever.
Joined: Mon Jul 02, 2012 11:23 pm Posts: 635
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 Re: Most Punchable in Metal
Matt Heafy.
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yailbloor
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 Re: Most Punchable in Metal
I might him in 1991 and he was sounds as fuck, one of my female friends sucked him off (she was 14).
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The Wretch
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Joined: Thu Apr 15, 2010 12:28 am Posts: 20765 Location: Éire
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 Re: Most Punchable in Metal
David Draiman, Dez Fafara, Vince Neil, anyone in a "nu-glam" band.
Edit - Any and every musician in metal or rock who has "found God" and takes every opportunity to talk about it, refuses to play the songs they wrote when they were actually good, or refuses to play with "satanic" bands. Get the fuck over yourself.
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oneleggedpunk
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 Re: Most Punchable in Metal
yailbloor wrote: I might him in 1991 and he was sounds as fuck, one of my female friends sucked him off (she was 14). Nonces deserve fatal beatings, although Megacunt still deserves worse.
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Tue Jul 09, 2013 4:22 pm |
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oneleggedpunk
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 Re: Most Punchable in Metal
The Wretch wrote: Vince Neil. As much as i don't particularly like Motley Crue, why him Wretch?
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The Wretch
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 Re: Most Punchable in Metal
He killed Razzle and has never shown any remorse, and has only discussed it to refer to how hard his life was, and after reading his autobiography I can say he is the most empty, ungrateful phoney tosser of all time.
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Tue Jul 09, 2013 4:27 pm |
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oneleggedpunk
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 Re: Most Punchable in Metal
Then please punch fuck out of him.
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Tue Jul 09, 2013 4:40 pm |
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hj864
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 Re: Most Punchable in Metal
The Wretch wrote: He killed Razzle and has never shown any remorse  ? or  ? I don't know which is worse.
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Ed Blackadder
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Joined: Mon Apr 19, 2010 11:32 pm Posts: 8683
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 Re: Most Punchable in Metal
'Check the width! See the sex!' Were there captions written by a nine-year-old who had English as a second language?
(I was also tempted to write "Pluck the hairs...Smear the cheese...")
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blacklorre
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 Re: Most Punchable in Metal
5 Finger Death Punch!
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oneleggedpunk
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 Re: Most Punchable in Metal
Best cunt mag ever, anyone who says different i will kill.
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Forgotpassword
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Joined: Tue Dec 18, 2012 5:39 pm Posts: 1419
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 Re: Most Punchable in Metal
Someone had to put it down: 
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Tue Jul 09, 2013 6:50 pm |
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Clint Ruin
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Joined: Fri Apr 23, 2010 5:01 pm Posts: 3514 Location: the collective unconscious
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 Re: Most Punchable in Metal
Good thread OLP, I was thinking of doing a Biggest Douchebag one with a poll a while ago but then forgot about it.
Probably everyone is going to say Axl/Mustaine/$haron Osborne, etc. I'm gonna re-mount my own equally well-worn hobbyhorse and say Ian Brown and Paul Weller 90,000 times.
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Tue Jul 09, 2013 6:57 pm |
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blacklorre
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 Re: Most Punchable in Metal
I feel sorry for Axl because he took so long to release that album and it wasnt even good. Not even worthy of a fist! As for Weller, well er I'd like to punch him but he is not metal and The Jam had some great songs! As for $haron, I'll leave it to Ozzy! And even if Dave is to be punched he will black-belt my ass!
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