So we all know who we'd all most like to punch the cunt out of, so apart from the obvious who else is there?

I would like to reincarnate Cliff Burton and punch fuck out of him just for dying and causing the downfall of a once decent band.

Mustaine is a given, Lars Ulrich for sure.

All of Metallica is a given, they are utter tits.

Not metal unfortunately

He's dead.

Reincarnation helps with this thread.

Matt Heafy.

I might him in 1991 and he was sounds as fuck, one of my female friends sucked him off (she was 14).

David Draiman, Dez Fafara, Vince Neil, anyone in a "nu-glam" band.

Edit - Any and every musician in metal or rock who has "found God" and takes every opportunity to talk about it, refuses to play the songs they wrote when they were actually good, or refuses to play with "satanic" bands. Get the fuck over yourself.

Nonces deserve fatal beatings, although Megacunt still deserves worse.

As much as i don't particularly like Motley Crue, why him Wretch?

He killed Razzle and has never shown any remorse, and has only discussed it to refer to how hard his life was, and after reading his autobiography I can say he is the most empty, ungrateful phoney tosser of all time.

Then please punch fuck out of him.

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or

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I don't know which is worse.

'Check the width! See the sex!' Were there captions written by a nine-year-old who had English as a second language?

(I was also tempted to write "Pluck the hairs...Smear the cheese...")

5 Finger Death Punch!

Best cunt mag ever, anyone who says different i will kill.

Someone had to put it down:

Good thread OLP, I was thinking of doing a Biggest Douchebag one with a poll a while ago but then forgot about it.

Probably everyone is going to say Axl/Mustaine/$haron Osborne, etc. I'm gonna re-mount my own equally well-worn hobbyhorse and say Ian Brown and Paul Weller 90,000 times.

I feel sorry for Axl because he took so long to release that album and it wasnt even good. Not even worthy of a fist! As for Weller, well er I'd like to punch him but he is not metal and The Jam had some great songs! As for $haron, I'll leave it to Ozzy! And even if Dave is to be punched he will black-belt my ass!