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You had a few before you discovered cider.


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And Cider came after sniffing glue.

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That was when you were down to single figures.


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Those were the days.

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What drugs/substances haven't you done?


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Angel Dust, Peyote...... i can't think of anything else.

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So you've done Ttongsul?


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No, why would anyone?

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I would like to punch Paul Dianno and for him to write about it in his new book"The Cunt"
Outside of metal it has to be Mick Hucknall.


Wed Jul 10, 2013 3:18 pm
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mathewxentrix88 wrote:
I would like to punch Paul Dianno.


It's not cool to go round punching raspberrys.

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the little fella on Watain


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Any cunt that says "boyo"

That would be unfunny Sais cunts (double tautology there) who are attempting to imitate Welsh people. I've never heard a Welsh person say "boyo".

Replace 'Sais' with 'yank' and 'Welsh' with 'Irish' and I cosign.

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mathewxentrix88 wrote:
I would like to punch Paul Dianno and for him to write about it in his new book"The Cunt"

Yes. He is an unconscionable cunt. Despite his impeccable 80s credentials.

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Clint Ruin wrote:
Good thread OLP, I was thinking of doing a Biggest Douchebag one with a poll a while ago but then forgot about it.

Probably everyone is going to say Axl/Mustaine/$haron Osborne, etc. I'm gonna re-mount my own equally well-worn hobbyhorse and say Ian Brown and Paul Weller 90,000 times.


I have recently discovered that Paul Weller is from Woking, the town where I now live. That fact tells you everything you need to know about Woking.

Oh, and H G Wells blew it up in War Of The Worlds.


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I don't want to punch Dani Filth but I do have the urge to drop a dumptruck full of pig guts on him a la the 'Carrie' prom scene. Dunno why, just do. Actually he should get punched anyway; I despise his music.

Billy Childish needs a kicking as well. I hardly knew anything about him until I read the interview with him in Eric Davidson's garage rock book, and he came across as such an insufferable, luddite, inverted snob cunt that he made Weller look like Herbie Hancock. Skimread some more interviews, and this was confirmed. Okay, so your dad's friend bummed you when you were nine and you once went out with Tracey Emin, neither of those can have been pleasant, but even so...

Never mind your Bonos and your Corgans and your Stipes: I'm convinced it's in the "undergrounds" of every music scene is where you find the people who truly, genuinely believe they're untouchable gods and that all the proles should worship them.


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Cuchulainn wrote:
Amazingly, I agree with all of the selections so far.
Gary Holt seems like a right cunt.
And I heard Corey Taylor from Slipknot on the radio the other week and he clearly knows fuck all about all the metal bands he desperately wants people to believe he loves. Ergo, he's a cunt. And punchable.


Gary Holt? Really???

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All of Tool. I'd punch the pretentiousness out of them.
Dave Grohl. I'd knock his horsey teeth out.


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How has this thread gone six pages? It's Mustaine...there's absolutely no-one else in his league...


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Dreadful Dr Dee wrote:
oneleggedpunk wrote:
Any cunt that says "boyo"


That would be unfunny Sais cunts (double tautology there) who are attempting to imitate Welsh people. I've never heard a Welsh person say "boyo".

There was a very angry letter in this week's Private Eye by a Welsh complaining about, of all things, the misunderstanding that Welsh people say "look you." He even listed all the occasions Shakespeare used the phrase to show that it was an English thing, not Welsh.

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bás wrote:
All of Tool. I'd punch the pretentiousness out of them.
Dave Grohl. I'd knock his horsey teeth out.

What is there not to like about Dave Grohl? Honestly. OK, the Foo Fighters might be a bit shit, but he seems like a thoroughly nice bloke.

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